Archive for January, 2009
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
From the genius of “The Onion” - click the link to read the full article:
My Parachute Wont Open
The title says it all: My Parachute Wont Open. All I have to add is: WTF, this is funny as hell!
My New British Best Friend
Starring Paris Hilton. No, this is not a joke. Check your calendar - it is only January 31st and not April 1st.
Hey Everyone! I’ve been in London the past couple days on a promotional tour for my new show “Paris Hilton’s My New British Best Friend” I love it here, its one of my favorite cities in the world. I always have the best time here and its such a beautiful place. On Tuesday night, I got to see and hang out with all the British contestants.
Source: Paris Hilton MySpace Blog
A British BFF? So now she needs one in every country? Did poor Brittany Flickinger get stripped of her passport? Please let the Paris Hilton reality show madness stop.
Evangeline Lilly Lingerie Ebay Charity Auction
Evangeline Lilly, who we absolutely adore, may have spent too much time stranded on that island. This idea seems a little crazy.
Ms. Lilly has teamed up R*Favela to produce a line of lingerie that will be auction off on Ebay with the proceeds benefiting poor children in Brazil via a program called Task Brazil.
Now doing anything for charity is admirable, but is auctioning off bras and panties really the best way to raise money for starving kids if your Evangeline Lilly? Couldn’t do something like Jessica Biel did an auction off a lunch date and get $50-100K? Or if you are going to go this route, why not sell of her worn panties and get an insane fortune from the pervert crowd?
Anyway, I hope this help someone who needs it. But Evie may have “Lost” her mind just a little bit.
Amanda Bynes: Miniskirt, Boots, Legs.
Q: What do you get when you add Amanda Bynes + Tiny Mini-skirt+ F@ck me Boots + Long Legs?
A: A priapism. That’s what.
That is how you raise the bar after dumping your boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, ladies.
Ashon Kutcher, Perez Hilton Fight on Twitter
Welcome to 2009! I actually happened to be on Twitter last night to see this myself.
The fighting consisted of Ashton Kutcher asking Perez Hilton to stop saying nasty things about step-daughter Rumor Willis.
The Twitter API is far from perfect and it looks like a few messages got dropped but you’ll get the jist of it. Ashton was diplomatic and Perez was obnoxious.
Perez: And I can guarantee you that if I COMPLETELY stopped talking about Rumerzilla, she’d be sad. Very very sad.
Perez: See, I don’t ALWAYS say mean things about Potato. Kinda. http://tinyurl.com/5lmvzu
Perez: I’m a fat kid at heart and am still a porker. I love to eat! Say when and I’ll be there!
Ashton: invented attention upon herself, why does that bother you? hmmmm
Ashton: come by for dinner some night and I’ll show how much she loves it…
Perez: I don’t really talk about the other girls. Just Potato Head, mainly. I’m sure she secretly loves it!
Ashton: honestly don’t even know you and would love to call a truce just lay off my kids man
Ashton: but to stand on your web top a beat on a kid for the way they look…
Ashton: when you have kids you will understand the pain you have unnecessarily inflicted on my step kids life. You can bash me all day
Perez: Just like everyone boycotts your movies!
Perez: You didn’t seem like you were joking. Oh, you Punk’d us good, Ashton. You’re so clever!
How the world has changed. BTW, Ashton’s better half, Demi Moore, is also on twitter.
UPDATE: For the uber-geeks here is the Twitter rss feed merged using Yahoo Pipes:
Paris Hilton Interviews Lady Gaga
OH. MY. GOD. For some godforsakenreason, Paris Hilton is in England interviewing Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga appears very drunk while Paris just comes off as sober and stupid.
I warn you this is painful to watch. If lose ten IQ points by moronic osmosis before the video is over, don’t blame me.
Blindsided: Claire Merry Spandex
Posted by: admin in Blindsided, Girls on January 29th, 2009
Apparently a footballer’s ex-wife from jolly ole England (talking British right there), this is the lovely Claire Merry. Honestly, I don’t care who she is. She is gorgeous and you seriously could not write a script for “candid poses I want a hot girl in spandex to perform” any better that this.
Cheers, Claire Merry - whoever you are.
Gisele Bundchen Rampage
Gisele Bundchen doing what she does best for Rampage clothing line.
(P.S. I have no idea what that means either. I’m such an idiot. Sometimes I think I should just punch the balls off myself.)
Britney Spears Body - Its Back
Career. Hair. Sanity. Body. Children.
Over the past few years, Britney Spears has lot all of those things. Her hair was the only certainty to come back.
So imagine the shock and awe of seeing Britney trim, ripped and looking incredible in these pictures from her website. Insane. This is the greatest comeback since Howie Mandel.
