Here is Lindsay Lohan doing ads for Fornarina.
(Note: Beware the cheesy music when clicking that link. Websites still do that? That’s so 1998.)
Anyway, since I have nothing more to add, how about a fake yet candid Lindsay on Lindsay interview with short, agitated, dismissive answers.
Are you too skinny?
Yes. But does my ass look fat in this jeans? I think so.
Are you back on drugs?
Umm, no. Why u got any?
Are you really a lesbian?
No.
What do lesbian couples do when for fun when they are both menstruating?
Finger paint.
Are you embarrassed that Sam always makes a goofy expression in every photo op?
Absolutely.
When is this lesbian charade going to end?
Soon.
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