The life on an Internet Celebrity is rough. Just look at this Google Trends graph. Christine Dolce AKA Forbidden is down below pre- Playboy levels. And she is feeling the guy recession too.
Yes, I’m single. Yes, I need a Valentine.
Umm preferably a good looking (SINGLE) guy that isn’t a slacker and makes his own money, has good teeth, tattoos, can make me laugh, doesn’t belong to the tool academy, oh yea and more tattoos.
Is that too much to ask for?
If this is you please leave me a comment and let me know that there is still hope out there for me.
xo Christine
Source: Christine Dolce MySpace
I’m not going to be mean to you since you don’t seem like an awful person like some pseudo-celebs *cough* Paris Hilton *cough*, but I don’t think MySpace is the best place for this or that you’ll really give someone a date. Just another bad PR try, friend.
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