Archive for February, 2009
28 Days of Gianne Albertoni 25th Edition
Gianne Albertoni is a Brazilian model (Yes, another incredible Brazilian model and no, the guys at MIT still haven’t figured out what is going on down there.)
In her glorious honor, we’ll be posting a picture of Gianne every day for the month of February. Today is Day 25.
Kim Jong Il Eharmony
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il stars in a commercial for dating site Eharmony.
Joe Biden forgets the website number
V.P. Joe Biden continues his rapid transformation into Dan Quayle with this precious gem regarding the internets:
As always, let me remind you that none of us at skoopd.com vote. All politicians are corrupt and evil. We only talk about them for the lulz.
Having said that, we do know a bit about web technology and for you liberals who are quickly pointing out that Joe is a genius because he was referring to the IP address I say - LOL! Yes, because no one uses domain names and urls and everyone memorizes the website numbers. And furthermore, when Joe did remember the website number he actually said the domain name and not the IP address. Clearly, he was playing chess with his website numbers while the rest of us were left playing with checkers and urls.
More recommended reading @ techcrunch.com
UPDATE: I just started the process to trademark “All your website number are belong to us” so don’t even think about it.
The Hills will not be alive without Lauren Conrad
Personally, I think Lauren Conrad is a beautiful girl that has absolutely no right to be famous, which pretty much makes LC the same as every other reality tv star. But her over 9000 minutes of fame are coming to an end.
Star Lauren Conrad has announced that this next batch of episodes — so-called Season 4 bonus episodes — will be “The Hills’ ” last.
“My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing,” she told Seventeen magazine. “I always want to remember it that way. I gave MTV a deadline and said, ‘This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.’”
Source: latimes.com
Now the most important step in confronting a fear to acknowledge it so let gets this over with: Does this mean Douche #1 and Douche #2 (i.e. Heidi and Spencer) will get their own show? I fear the worst.
Octomom gets porn offer
Vivid Entertainment is often confused for the Disney Corporation. They have released such timeless classics as the Pam Anderson sex video and the Kim Kardashian sex video. Now they are want to complete the epic trilogy.
The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.
Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.
I have no idea why anyone would buy this, which means it will probably top “Titanic” as the highest grossing film ever.
Megan Fox is single
This is what’s called equilibrium. We lose Adriana Lima to the terrible plague called marriage, but Megan Fox decides to bail on her pending nuptials.
“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Fox, 22 (who’ll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June’s sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now “are both focusing on their careers,” the source adds.
Source: usmagazine.com
Three words to describe my reaction: shit. eating. grin.
28 Days of Gianne Albertoni 24th Edition
Gianne Albertoni is a Brazilian model (Yes, another incredible Brazilian model and no, the guys at MIT still haven’t figured out what is going on down there.)
In her glorious honor, we’ll be posting a picture of Gianne every day for the month of February. Today is Day 24.
Adriana Lima Elopes
This day is gonna suck. I’m still opening my eyes, barely finished my first cup of joe, and then this is gut-punch comes completely out of nowhere:
Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria’s Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star Marko Jaric on Feb. 14 in Jackson Hole, Wyo., in a small, private civil ceremony, PEOPLE confirms exclusively.
Source: people.com
Ugh. Marko Jaric? Really?
The incredibly interesting part is if Adriana was still the virgin that she claimed to be (I’m skeptical), then what she had vowed to keep until her wedding is now lost. So after the inevitable divorce, the flood gates are open. Now THAT is being a glass half full kind of person.
28 Days of Gianne Albertoni 23th Edition
Gianne Albertoni is a Brazilian model (Yes, another incredible Brazilian model and no, the guys at MIT still haven’t figured out what is going on down there.)
In her glorious honor, we’ll be posting a picture of Gianne every day for the month of February. Today is Day 23.
Kate Winslet gets Playboy offer
Playboy is officially on hospice these days. However, that doesn’t stop Hef from making statements like this:
Hefner told a newspaper: “There’s no question we would be interested in Kate. It’s a competitive market, more than it used to be, so she would be a most welcome addition in our pages,” reports The Sun.
Considering that Kate Winslet JUST said that she was done with nudity last week, this seems a quite silly and awfully poor timing. No wonder the once proud Playboy brand is worth poop.
