Whoops. When Wayne Brady joked about having to choke a bitch, he was just kidding. But this just got serious, Chris Brown.
The Los Angeles District Attorney’s office charged Chris Brown with felony assault and a felony count of making criminal threats in connection with his alleged altercation with girlfriend Rihanna on February 8, according to a statement released by the office. The charges, which came during an arraignment Thursday (March 5) in Los Angeles, could land the 19-year-old singer in jail for up to four years.
Let’s do the quick math:
Lots of Money = Good Lawyers = Probably Just Probation.
But seriously, if they send folks ranging from Kiefer Sutherland to Paris Hilton to jail for drunk driving, how can they not make this woman-beater do serious time after he kicked the shit out his girlfriend?
Tags: Chris Brown, Rihanna
