Madame Kristin Davis is all natural. Clearly. If she is blond all over, that must have stung like a bastard. But I digress.
Kristin Davis was the operator of the call girl that brought down Eliot Spitzer and gave the world Ashley Dupre.
(Spitzer has started rebuilding his career by getting a column at Slate and recently did his first TV interview since the scandal forced him to resign as Governor of New York.
Ashley Dupre got a number of sleazy opportunities to cash in on her 15 minutes, but declined them instead saying she wanted to be famous for her music - even though her singing sucks. Huh, where have we heard that before?
Ashley is currently pitching a reality show based on, umm, nothing. Hooray. Just what we need.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.)
Kristin Davis did three months in Rikers and now has decided to pen a book about her call girl service years. She reportedly has 10K+ names of very rich and famous people to rat out.
She started this week by naming Alex Rodriguez as a former client and lover (for free - hookers need dates too.) A few months ago this would have been huge news, but now? Not so much.
What would shock you about A-ROD anymore? If he was occasionally gay would that surprise anyone? It shouldn’t. He clearly does whatever he wants without considering the consequences. Ever.
While it remains to be seen how many other names, if any, get published, Kristin is back in the news for another 15 minutes of iFame by playing the A-ROD card. Some questions remain:
Who’s next? Will someone get a court order to prevent her from profiting on this?
Did Kristin, for even five seconds, consider splitting the funds for her terrible, huge implants with a rhinoplasty? Seriously, she could have gone C cups and a nose job and come out looking like a stunner instead of an extra in a Peter North film.
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