Archive for April, 2009
Pucker up for Megan Fox Monday
We don’t get to see who is the target for Megan Fox’s hot puckered lips so you are free to think happy thoughts.
Brandi Chastain Sports Bra Can Be Yours
When Brandi Chastain ripped off her shirt after scoring the winning goal in the Women’s World Cup back in 1999, it was a big deal. I was watching it live, and there was absolutely a split-second of “OMFG, what is she doing? Is she so fired up that Brandi’s going to show us her bewbs?” Seriously, it was gripping television. No one knew what those girls wear under those shirts. I wouldn’t have guessed a black sports bra in a million years.
Fast-forward to 2009 and even the Dalai Lama knows of Brandi Chastain and her uber-famous black sports bra. And so does the U.S. bankruptcy court. The bra is being held as part of the Sports Museum of America Chapter 7 bankruptcy filing. They need money and are ransoming back the items that were lent to them. Classy, huh? They want $250 for the bra, $1500 for Tony Hawk’s first skateboard, and a bunch of other assorted crap. It’s a travishamockerly of the highest order.
Denise Richards Funbags
Denise Richards can still look good at times. Maybe not Wild Things good, but certainly pretty damn hawt. And one of her most appealing features is her funbags. Don’t believe me? OK, fine. Hear it from Denise Richards herself.
Megan Fox Amazing Technicolored Fedora Edition
I know what you are thinking and I don’t get it either. Maybe Megan Fox has reached the point where she feels like she needs to lower expectations of her hotness a bit by wearing a hat that would embarrass Carrot Top. Of course she is not fooling anybody. Megan Fox = 1337.
Funniest Video of the Monday
With all the Britney Spears Circus Tour hype going on, I think it is fun to return to a time when things were going so well for Brit. It’s time for some good ole “Leave Britney Alone!” (Note: NSFW with lots of extremely gay swearing, screaming and very loud sobbing.)
WTF? Jessica Biel got naked. Holy fucking shit.
Repeatedly saying she would never get naked on film because she wanted to be taken seriously as an actresss (ignoring that every female Oscar winner gets naked - it’s called acting for a reason), Jessica Biel has finally relented and given the world a tremendous gift. Yes, Jessica Biel gets topless in Powder Blue. And Jess looks every bit as good as expected. Wow.
Eliza Dushku Alluringly Naked
Um, so, yeah. There is Eliza Dushku, naked as a jaybird. There is nothing I can possibly add so take a few moments to savor that tasty morsel and lets move on.
Sexy Video of the Tuesday
A Hustler Lingerie video shoot. Good times.
Funny Video of the Tuesday
Lindsay Lohan combats the tabloid headlines with the best defense possible: Humor. Lindsay Lohan and eHarmony FTW.
WTF? Susan Boyle can really fucking sing!
Here is a random 47 year old woman absolutely killing it audition for a reality in the UK. The surprise factor definitely plays into it. At first glance she seems like a simpleton Kathy Bates but sings like an apex Julie Andrews. Seriously. Ridiculously good. So here is Susan Boyle signing “I dreamed a dream” from Les Miserables.
Megan Fox Monday Topless Leather Edition
No idea what Megan Fox is doing posing topless in obscenely tight leather pants. However, I wish she did this every day around 4PM when I get more coffee to muster a second wind. She knows motivation.
Good Friday with India de Beaufort
Posted by: admin in Uncategorized on April 10th, 2009
India de Beaufort
What is this? A new show that actually looks funny and isn’t a remake, a spinoff, a sequel or based on a comic book? I thought original scripts were extinct. Huh. But I digress.
Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire is a new show on Comedy Central. A spoof of the sword and sorcery genre complete with a sexy kick-ass vixen: Aneka. She is portrayed by the stunning India de Beaufort and is described as “the beautiful Pagan warrioress whose weapon of choice is sex.”
Here is a video of Aneka in action.
Sexiest Video of the Good Friday
Jessica Biel on learning to be a stripper for her new role in Powder Blue: Jessica Biel Stripper in Powder Blue
Good Friday, indeed. Wow.
Funniest Video of the Good Friday
The truth about porn: Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
WTF? Crazy woman in a Toyota Scion Car Chase!
She is a much, much better driver than most of these lame cop pursuits! Good times.
Nick Adenhart R.I.P.
Let me first apologize for two days now without a hot chick lead. But today’s big story is the death of Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim pitcher, Nick Adenhart. He was killed in a hit and run car accident. Nick was only 22. Condolences to his friends and family and the Angels organization.
Funniest Video of the Maundy Thursday
From the creator of “The Notebook”, comes “The Handjob”.
Sexiest Video of the Maundy Thursday
WTF? Bruce Springsteen named as other man in divorce case
Really? A guy who is on the run 40 weeks a year, musician or athlete or whatever, cheating on his wife? This is surprising? Especially after he cheated on his first wife, Julianne Phillips, with his current wife, Patti Scialfa. The lesson as always: once a cheater, always a cheater. Even the Boss.
Amazing Tiger Woods Masters Shot
The Masters starts today. Tiger is back and as focused as ever. Here is one of his greatest shots.
Adam Lambert Mad World
We normally lead with a hot girl, but today you’ll have to live with a flaming homosexual who happens to sing very well. Close enough, right?
The interwebs are buzzing with talk of Adam Lambert’s performance of “Mad World” (written by Tears for Fears then covered by Gary Jules). If you want to see Adam do his thing, here it is:
However, the best version is still, and always will be, the Gears of War commercial. Best video game advertisement ever.
Sexiest Video of the Hump Day
I have a treat for you. How about a video of two incredibly beautiful girls using lightsabers to slice off their opponent’s clothing? Really. Rileah Vanderbilt and Clare Grant fight with lightsabers.
Funniest Video of the Hump Day
Close Range. The world’s first video game that consists entirely of shooting people point-blank in-the-face.
Jade Raymond Assassin’s Creed 2
Posted by: admin in Uncategorized on April 7th, 2009
Ubisoft has launched a teaser site for Assassin’s Creed 2. Mixed feelings about this. The original was one of the most disappointing in recent memory; incredible graphics and amazing open world movement but bad story and boring combat.
The silver lining is regardless of the quality of the new game, we get to see more of Ubisoft producer Jade Raymond. Jade gets my vote for most beautiful woman in the gaming industry. So hawt.
WTF? Lawrence Kutner? Kal Penn? Kumar?
By far the most talked about story on the interwebs this morning is the death of Lawrence Kutner, AKA Kal Penn and Kumar. Having never watched “House” and being shallow, I only know the babes, Jennifer Morrison and Olivia Wilde. So my first reaction was “Kumar was on House, M.D.”? Who knew?
Apparently a lot of people knew and cared because the Lawrence Kutner Memorial Video is getting insane link love this morning. So, ummm, R.I.P. Dr Lawrence Kutner/Kal Penn/Kumar Patel.
Funniest Video of the Tuesday
The trailer for Bruno, the Sacha Baron Cohen followup to Borat. OH. MY. GOD.
Sexiest Video of the Tuesday
PFC Hayes stripping in Iraq. Her ass is incredible. Go Army!
Cat Fight!
So in 1994, Carol Shaya was a cop in NYC. Then she posed for Playboy in full uniform and that got her fired. She sued for $100K and lost.
Fast forward to 2009. Carol just filed for a restraining order against her live-in girlfriend who apparently beat the crap out of her.
So what did we learn? Carol knows drama. Even more than TNT.
