Ubisoft has launched a teaser site for Assassin’s Creed 2. Mixed feelings about this. The original was one of the most disappointing in recent memory; incredible graphics and amazing open world movement but bad story and boring combat.
The silver lining is regardless of the quality of the new game, we get to see more of Ubisoft producer Jade Raymond. Jade gets my vote for most beautiful woman in the gaming industry. So hawt.
WTF? Lawrence Kutner? Kal Penn? Kumar?
By far the most talked about story on the interwebs this morning is the death of Lawrence Kutner, AKA Kal Penn and Kumar. Having never watched “House” and being shallow, I only know the babes, Jennifer Morrison and Olivia Wilde. So my first reaction was “Kumar was on House, M.D.”? Who knew?
Apparently a lot of people knew and cared because the Lawrence Kutner Memorial Video is getting insane link love this morning. So, ummm, R.I.P. Dr Lawrence Kutner/Kal Penn/Kumar Patel.
Funniest Video of the Tuesday
The trailer for Bruno, the Sacha Baron Cohen followup to Borat. OH. MY. GOD.
Sexiest Video of the Tuesday
PFC Hayes stripping in Iraq. Her ass is incredible. Go Army!
Cat Fight!
So in 1994, Carol Shaya was a cop in NYC. Then she posed for Playboy in full uniform and that got her fired. She sued for $100K and lost.
Fast forward to 2009. Carol just filed for a restraining order against her live-in girlfriend who apparently beat the crap out of her.
So what did we learn? Carol knows drama. Even more than TNT.
Tags: Assassins Creed 2, Bruno, Carol Shaya, Jade Raymond, PFC Hayes
April 13th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Jade Raymond is not the producer for Assassin’s Creed 2. Sebastien Puel is the producer for Assassin’s Creed 2.
May 31st, 2009 at 10:23 am
And assassin’s creeds story was great. And the combat was the most visually stunning iv ever seen. So dont state your opinion as fact please.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:36 am
@2 lolwat? so saying it was disappointing is subjective but saying it was great is purely objective and fact? hahaha.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 am
The first Assassin’s Creed may not be everyone’s favorite game….so what? It broke new ground with crowd interaction, great graphics, and interactivity. You could climb or jump off of most everything! Swan diving into a hay barrel? F*king awesome!
Jade Raymond? Wet dream. Can’t wait to see her talking about her next project. She’s gorgeous and smart…..and I’ve got a boner I need to care of.