What about Shawn Johnson makes guys lose their mind? OK, maybe the psycho stalker didn’t have much of a mind to begin with, but her dance partner Mark Ballas isn’t supposed to lose control.
One would think after years of training being a professional dancer gyrating against beautiful women in revealing outfits, you’d have the self-control NOT to get sexually excited during a performance. You’d think. But then how do you explain this?
That’s sure looks like a genuine Dancing with the Stars Erection pointed straight at Shawn Johnson’s ass from here. I mean she’s cute, but what the hell? Seriously Mark Ballas, never go on stage with a loaded gun. The rule clearly states first punch the clown then do the Samba. There are no exceptions to this rule.
Random Cute Actress of the Humpday
Juilette Danielle. Her breasts are full of win.
Sexiest Video of the Humpday
Miss April Playboy Playmate Hope Dworaczyk. As Andy said to Red, “Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of the things.”
Funniest Video of the Humpday
Gotta be the Shamwow/Slap Chop guy. Slap Chop was funny before Vince went 12 rounds with a South Beach hooker, but now it is over 9000 times funnier. “You’re gonna love my nuts.”
Tags: Dancing with the Stars, Hope Dworaczyk, Juliette Danielle, Mark Ballas, Shawn Johnson
