Archive for the ‘Dudes’ Category
Nick Adenhart R.I.P.
Let me first apologize for two days now without a hot chick lead. But today’s big story is the death of Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim pitcher, Nick Adenhart. He was killed in a hit and run car accident. Nick was only 22. Condolences to his friends and family and the Angels organization.
Funniest Video of the Maundy Thursday
From the creator of “The Notebook”, comes “The Handjob”.
Sexiest Video of the Maundy Thursday
WTF? Bruce Springsteen named as other man in divorce case
Really? A guy who is on the run 40 weeks a year, musician or athlete or whatever, cheating on his wife? This is surprising? Especially after he cheated on his first wife, Julianne Phillips, with his current wife, Patti Scialfa. The lesson as always: once a cheater, always a cheater. Even the Boss.
Amazing Tiger Woods Masters Shot
The Masters starts today. Tiger is back and as focused as ever. Here is one of his greatest shots.
Adam Lambert Mad World
We normally lead with a hot girl, but today you’ll have to live with a flaming homosexual who happens to sing very well. Close enough, right?
The interwebs are buzzing with talk of Adam Lambert’s performance of “Mad World” (written by Tears for Fears then covered by Gary Jules). If you want to see Adam do his thing, here it is:
However, the best version is still, and always will be, the Gears of War commercial. Best video game advertisement ever.
Sexiest Video of the Hump Day
I have a treat for you. How about a video of two incredibly beautiful girls using lightsabers to slice off their opponent’s clothing? Really. Rileah Vanderbilt and Clare Grant fight with lightsabers.
Funniest Video of the Hump Day
Close Range. The world’s first video game that consists entirely of shooting people point-blank in-the-face.
Chris Brown took nine days to apologize
The details make the story and these details are pretty freaking disturbing:
It took Chris Brown nine days to apologize to girlfriend Rihanna for allegedly beating and biting her.
According to the police report, Brown not only “lost it” with Rihanna, but became what can only be termed enraged and psychotic. It’s impossible to imagine Rihanna, who only an hour before this happened had been the belle of Clive Davis’s Grammy ball, ducking and trying to protect her face as Brown mercilessly beat her inside a car.
OK, that we got the really bad part out of the way, here is some potential lulz. More from the same story
The initial assault was prompted by Rihanna objecting to Brown receiving a three page text message from a former lover. (Sources still insist to this column that Paris Hilton was the sender. There’s still no confirmation of that.)
Source: foxnews.com
Paris Hilton? Really? She was banging Chris Brown too? When? Behind d-bag Benji Madden’s back? Crazy.
I had heard that initially but figured it to be simply nonsense. Doesn’t sound like it is going away though so maybe it is true. So can we blame Paris for this too? The moral of the story, as always, Paris Hilton causes destruction everywhere she goes.
Chris Brown charged with two felony counts
Whoops. When Wayne Brady joked about having to choke a bitch, he was just kidding. But this just got serious, Chris Brown.
The Los Angeles District Attorney’s office charged Chris Brown with felony assault and a felony count of making criminal threats in connection with his alleged altercation with girlfriend Rihanna on February 8, according to a statement released by the office. The charges, which came during an arraignment Thursday (March 5) in Los Angeles, could land the 19-year-old singer in jail for up to four years.
Let’s do the quick math:
Lots of Money = Good Lawyers = Probably Just Probation.
But seriously, if they send folks ranging from Kiefer Sutherland to Paris Hilton to jail for drunk driving, how can they not make this woman-beater do serious time after he kicked the shit out his girlfriend?
Chris Brown back with Rihanna
It’s a vicious cycle. The beaten always running back to the wife-beaters.
The pair, who are currently spending time together at Sean “Diddy” Combs’s house on Miami Beach’s Star Island, are staying indoors as they hash things out.
“They are definitely together and care a great deal about each other,” says a Miami source. “They feel like staying in and working through their issues. So far they have not wanted to go out.”
Source: people.com
Does Rihanna really think she can’t find someone else to love that doesn’t beat the living crap out of her? Is Chris Brown that special? I don’t get it.
Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady married
Normally, we are against marriage of any kind. Definitely a “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free” mentality, but gratz to Tom Brady since he marry the world’s highest paid supermodel, Gisele Bundchen.
It’s official!
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed today at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., Usmagazine.com confirms.
The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
Say what? Her dogs were at the wedding and dressed like bridesmaids? Ugh. I hope Tom knows what he’s doing because as gorgeous and rich as Gisele might be, that crap with the dogs is bat-shit crazy.
Is Adam Lambert Gay?
The sexuality of American Idol’s Adam Lambert seems to be a hotly debated topic on the internets today.
If you still can’t decide after watching this video then we clearly need to redefine the word “gay.”
Joe Biden forgets the website number
V.P. Joe Biden continues his rapid transformation into Dan Quayle with this precious gem regarding the internets:
As always, let me remind you that none of us at skoopd.com vote. All politicians are corrupt and evil. We only talk about them for the lulz.
Having said that, we do know a bit about web technology and for you liberals who are quickly pointing out that Joe is a genius because he was referring to the IP address I say - LOL! Yes, because no one uses domain names and urls and everyone memorizes the website numbers. And furthermore, when Joe did remember the website number he actually said the domain name and not the IP address. Clearly, he was playing chess with his website numbers while the rest of us were left playing with checkers and urls.
More recommended reading @ techcrunch.com
UPDATE: I just started the process to trademark “All your website number are belong to us” so don’t even think about it.
David Hasselhoff singing “Hooked on a Feeeling”
David Hasselhoff singing “Hooked on a Feeeling.” I have nothing more to add.
Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre Conversations Coming Soon
Whoa Nellie! A NY judge just ordered that phone calls disgraced former NY governor/AG Eliot Spitzer made to solicit prostutites be made public.
U.S. District Judge Jed S. Rakoff ordered prosecutors Thursday to release documents detailing calls on cell phones used by a prostitution ring whose clients included the former governor. The documents were not immediately released; prosecutors will have a chance to appeal.
Thank God, now A-ROD won’t be the top story anymore. The ceiling on the potential comedic value of these recordings? How ever far it is from NYC to the Moon. That high.
NOTE: Lest anyone forgets, one of the girls in question is Ashley Alexandra Dupre
