Archive for the ‘Dudes’ Category
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Are Engaged
We love Rachel Bilson here at skoopd, so this news deeply saddens and hurts us.
Rachel Bilson and her longtime beau, Hayden Christensen, got engaged quietly over the holidays, PEOPLE has learned.
Source: people.com
Clearly life isn’t fair. While he will now be best known as Ms. Bilson’s lesser half, Hayden Christensen first came to prominence with his epic failing as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels. Seriously, Hayden’s acting was so terrible that he made William Shatner look like De Niro. And this is how gets he rewarded?
This is my sad face –> 
Lance Armstrong Bike Stolen
Some asshat stole Lance Armstrong’s bike. Lance is training for the Tour of California in preparation for a return to the Tour de France.
As Lance mentions here, there is a reward being offered.
You can contact Lance Armstrong via Twitter if you see his bike.
(That’s very Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure: I hope you find your bike!).
Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman
Joaquin Phoenix made an appearance on Letterman last night. That much we know. Whether he is doing an Andy Kaufman with his new look and rap career is yet to be determined. But we can say without a doubt that this was very strange and extremely awkward. Enjoy.
Mandy Moore gets engaged to this fucking guy?
Here at skoopd, we absolutely love Mandy Moore. She is the glowing beacon of hope that demonstrates you can make the transition from teenage star to classy young woman without multiple stints in rehab, leaking a sex tape, pretending you are a lesbian, or exposing your genitals more often than you brush your teeth. But then this happens:
We’re not the only ones who think Mandy Moore is sweet like candy. She and alt-rocker Ryan Adams are engaged, Moore’s rep, Jillian Fowkes, confirms to E! News.
I’ve seen a lot of crazy things in my day, but WTF? And apparently, they are on/off dating all the time; it’s not even solid. I just threw up in mouth a little.
OK, /rant off. This is my sad face –>
Dancing with the Stars New Lineup
Dancing with the Stars announced the lineup for next season, Season 8. We’ll break it down for you.
Lawrence Taylor
Who: Retired NFL great and perhaps the best football player ever. Also a crack head with multiple arrests relating to cocaine.
Chances: While NFL guys like Emmit Smith, Jerry Rice, Jason Taylor, and Warren Sapp have a history of doing well, I don’t give LT much of a chance.
Shawn Johnson
Who: Olympic gold medal winning gymnast.
Chances: You’d think being a gymnast would give you a great shot with the requirements for balance and discipline and choreography. She is tiny though at only 4′ 10″; I wonder if that will hurt her. I like her chances though.
Steve Wozniak
Who: Co-founder of Apple. Geek legend.
Chances: This is a Mark Cuban pick. The Woz has no shot.
Belinda Carlisle
Who: Lead singer of the 80s girl band The Go-Gos.
Chances: Middle of the pack.
David Allen Grier
Who: Comedian of “In Living Color” fame.
Chances: Awful. See Jeff Ross/Adam Carolla.
Ty Murray
Who: I said “who” also. New to me. A former bull-rider married to the singer Jewel.
Chances: Unknowns are dangerous and bull riding is physically tough so I’m going to give him a decent shot.
Jewel
Who:Singer. Married to Ty Murray, mentioned above. Yes, husband/wife on same show. Weird.
Chances: I’m going with not good.
Lil Kim
Who: Rapper. Recently spent a year in prison for perjury.
Chances: I’ve seen her dance back in the Moulin Rouge! days. Terrible.
Steve-O
Who: Part of the “Jackass” crew and later “Wild Boyz” and a personal favorite of mine. Like LT, Steve-O also has a history of drug problems and run-ins with the law.
Chances: This is my sleeper pick. Being a fan, I happen to know that Steve-O graduated from Ringling Bros Clown School. He is very athletic and has insane body control. If he can stay focused and isn’t high out of his mind, both big IFs, then he has a great shot.
Nancy O’Dell
Who: Host of “Access Hollywood”
Chances: Average to below average. Likely voted out by mid season.
Chuck Wicks
Who: No idea but Google says a country singer.
Chances: A complete unknown but rumor has it he is paired with two-time winner Julianne Hough so that is worth noting.
Gilles Marini
Who: Another seemingly random person, apparently a male model and pretty boy character actor.
Chances: Again, no data points on this guy so average performance is a decent bet.
Denise Richards
Who: Actress.
Chances: Great to look at and pure gold for tabloids, but she has a better chance of seeing God.
Chris Brown arrested after fight with girlfriend Rihanna
UPDATE: Feb 20, 2009 TMZ obtained an after beating photo and it’s real because the cops released a statement. All I can say is ouch. That looks really bad
Full story at TMZ.COM
Original Post:
Good lord. Two of the artists scheduled to perform at the Grammys got into a fight that led to charges being filed against singer Chris Brown. A physical fight on your way to perform at an awards show? Really?
Really. It happened.
Brown and Rihanna, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, were apparently in a car together and got into an argument on North June Street, according to a Los Angeles Police Department statement. Brown stopped the car, the two got out, and the argument escalated, according to police.
A witness called 911, but Brown was gone when officers arrived at the scene. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, according to police.
Source: latimes.com
Cm’on, dude. How can you smack a bitch that hot?
Christian Bale Apologizes for going Psycho
After a week of getting crushed in the media for this psychotic rant, Christian Bale said he is sorry and embarrassed when he called into a morning drive time radio show:
“It’s been a miserable week for me,” Bale told hosts Kevin Ryder and Gene “Bean” Baxter. “Listen, I know I have a potty mouth; everybody knows this now.
“The thing that I really want to stress is I have no confusion whatsoever. I was out of order beyond belief. I was way out of order. I acted like a punk. I regret that.
“There is nobody that has heard that tape that is hit harder by it than me. I make no excuses for it. It is inexcusable. I hope that that is absolutely clear.”
Source:e! online
David Beckham Underwear Ads
While we mostly feature hot girls on skoopd.com, we wanted to do something for the ladies. So here you go:
David Beckham in his underwear. Some women might want to grab a napkin before viewing to catch the inevitable drool.
Christian Bale Tirade Goes Crazy Psycho Berserk Filming Terminator
Christian Bale Tirade
Christian Bale goes on a totally ape-sheet, crazy, berserk, nuts, american psycho tirade on the set of “Terminator Salvation.” Apparently someone walked through the set during filming, and well, umm, Christian didn’t appreciate it.
It slows down in the middle but hang in until the end. It’s worth it.
Warning: It’s an MP3 and the audio has mature language including many, many (seriously, a lot) f-bombs:
Source: TMZ
UPDATE: The guy Bale is screaming at is Shane Hurlbut
Ashon Kutcher, Perez Hilton Fight on Twitter
Welcome to 2009! I actually happened to be on Twitter last night to see this myself.
The fighting consisted of Ashton Kutcher asking Perez Hilton to stop saying nasty things about step-daughter Rumor Willis.
The Twitter API is far from perfect and it looks like a few messages got dropped but you’ll get the jist of it. Ashton was diplomatic and Perez was obnoxious.
Perez: And I can guarantee you that if I COMPLETELY stopped talking about Rumerzilla, she’d be sad. Very very sad.
Perez: See, I don’t ALWAYS say mean things about Potato. Kinda. http://tinyurl.com/5lmvzu
Perez: I’m a fat kid at heart and am still a porker. I love to eat! Say when and I’ll be there!
Ashton: invented attention upon herself, why does that bother you? hmmmm
Ashton: come by for dinner some night and I’ll show how much she loves it…
Perez: I don’t really talk about the other girls. Just Potato Head, mainly. I’m sure she secretly loves it!
Ashton: honestly don’t even know you and would love to call a truce just lay off my kids man
Ashton: but to stand on your web top a beat on a kid for the way they look…
Ashton: when you have kids you will understand the pain you have unnecessarily inflicted on my step kids life. You can bash me all day
Perez: Just like everyone boycotts your movies!
Perez: You didn’t seem like you were joking. Oh, you Punk’d us good, Ashton. You’re so clever!
How the world has changed. BTW, Ashton’s better half, Demi Moore, is also on twitter.
UPDATE: For the uber-geeks here is the Twitter rss feed merged using Yahoo Pipes:
