Archive for the ‘Dudes’ Category
Mickey Rourke Makes Out with Evan Rachel Wood
As we mentioned in an earlier post, Evan Rachel Wood looked absolutely incredible at the SAG Awards. We did not bother to mention that Mickey Rourke looked like, well, he looked a semi-coherent ex-wrestler on the wrong side of fifty, which is specifically why he might win an Oscar. (Note: That’s Kirk Lazarus School of Method Acting, folks. Awesome.)
What’s the connection? Mickey Rourke plays Evan Rachel Wood’s father in his Oscar nominated role in “The Wrestler.” They furthered connected by making out in public after the SAG Awards on Sunday night and then retreating to the Four Seasons Hotel when one of wisely had the idea of “let’s get a room.”
Just for you math nerds: Evan Rachel is 21 and looks 21. Mickey Rourke is 56 and looks to be 56 dog years old. Whatever, let’s the kids play, I say.
Madonna, A-Rod Bring Old Haggard Sexy Back
There is something about A-Rod, and not the good Cameron Diaz kind of something. He just rubs people the wrong way, myself included. It’s very easy to hate Alex Rodriguez.
Apparently not so easy for Madonna though who was back with A-Fraud this past weekend.
MADONNA has resumed her “affair of the heart” with Alex Rodriguez. Madge spent last weekend with the Yankee slugger at the East Hampton home of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, sources said.
Source: NYPOST
A couple things:
First off, Jerry Seinfeld - what are doing letting those two fornicate in your house? I hope you had workers delouse the place as soon as the handsome couple left. Yuck.
Second, A-Rod - if Madonna ages any worse you will be charged with necrophilia. You are twenty years late on this one. Look at her arms! If you didn’t just throw a little in your mouth, you aren’t paying attention. You are a sick man, A-Rod. Sick.
Drew Barrymore Loves The Single Life
While Drew Barrymore is still only 33 years old, she has done enough hard living for five mere mortals lifetimes. I’m not sure what’s left in life for her to accomplish, so it’s not shocking to hear Drew say she likes being single:
“I’ve been single for eight months,” she tells E! News. “I’m not in the wrong relationship, and it’s great!”
Source: usmagazine.com
Again, no shocking revelations there. If you once made the mistake of marrying Tom Green, you’d embrace the single life too.
John Mayer Might Be Crazy
I guess after you’ve dated Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston and probably countless others we dont even know about, you get a little out of touch with reality.
What am I talking about? Well, Exhibit A: A John Mayer video hosted on TMZ. I’d like to think this is supposed to be funny, but honestly I’m not sure what to think. I’ll let you be the judge.
