Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Eliza Dushku Alluringly Naked
Um, so, yeah. There is Eliza Dushku, naked as a jaybird. There is nothing I can possibly add so take a few moments to savor that tasty morsel and lets move on.
Sexy Video of the Tuesday
A Hustler Lingerie video shoot. Good times.
Funny Video of the Tuesday
Lindsay Lohan combats the tabloid headlines with the best defense possible: Humor. Lindsay Lohan and eHarmony FTW.
WTF? Susan Boyle can really fucking sing!
Here is a random 47 year old woman absolutely killing it audition for a reality in the UK. The surprise factor definitely plays into it. At first glance she seems like a simpleton Kathy Bates but sings like an apex Julie Andrews. Seriously. Ridiculously good. So here is Susan Boyle signing “I dreamed a dream” from Les Miserables.
Hayden Panettiere likes touching her breasts in public
Everyone’s favorite heroic cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere, does what millions of horny young men would love to do - fondles her own boobs. Sure, she could just be attaching a mic prior to a TV appearance, but what if she has some secondary motive? Could she secretly enjoy it? Maybe? Maybe?
Hayden is a big fan of saving of the whales, so how about she puts that up for bid on Ebay with the proceeds going to charity? “It’s simple - You get to stuff your hand up my flimsy shirt and cop a feel of my breasts. Let the bidding start at $10K.” I predict great success.
WTF They were together again?
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, that’s who. They divorced in 2006, publicly slept around with everyone but Stephen Hawking, and then decided it would be a great idea to get back together. Shocking it didn’t work out. Again.
Heather Mitts settles for A.J. Feeley
U.S. soccer star and hottie Heather Mitts recently got engaged to marginal NFL quarterback A.J. Feeley. Come on Heather, Feeley has a career QB rating of 69.6! You can do better than that.
Sexy Video of the Thursday
Hell has frozen over. Dog and cats living together. Mass hysteria. Britney Spears is back and looking damn good. (Did I really just say that in a non-sarcastic tone? Yes, yes I did.)
If you don’t believe me, and I don’t blame you, see for yourself: Britney Spears Candies Tour Commercial
Funny Video of the Thursday
Naked Dawn. Starring Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari.
Red Dawn + Nudist Colony = LULZ.
Megan Fox Monday Wifebeater Edition
No idea what Megan Fox is doing in a graffiti-filled parking lot (movie set perhaps?), but really - who cares? BTW, that is a carbon copy of the body sported by Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities. For those shocked youngsters, it’s true. Jennifer Connelly once had ginormous breasts.
Sexiest Video of the Monday
That would be Top Chef Padma Lakshmi and Carl’s Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Every girl should eat Western Bacon Cheeseburgers like Padma.
Funniest Video of the Monday
Not the actual Ashley Biden Cocaine Video, but Adolph Biden is full of lulz. Extremely well done.
WTF?!?!? J.R. Yates Reality TV Star Jewelry Fashion Show
I don’t know what the hell that means either. But Natasha Komis was involved and she is pretty hawt. Some nice pics here and her Nikki Slik MySpace if you want to reach out iTouch her. (She thought Nikki Slik was a cool stage name? Really? OK.)
Tim Allen’s wife isn’t bad looking
She just had a baby, but Jane Hajduk is kinda pretty, and really pretty if you are Tim Allen. Marrying up FTW.
An Old Favorite: Schweddy Balls
Ah the Classics. Timeless. If this is old news, then reacquaint yourself. You’ll be glad you did. If it’s new to you, then please introduce yourself to the irresistible balls of Pete Schweddy.
Kim Jong Il Eharmony
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il stars in a commercial for dating site Eharmony.
Joe Biden forgets the website number
V.P. Joe Biden continues his rapid transformation into Dan Quayle with this precious gem regarding the internets:
As always, let me remind you that none of us at skoopd.com vote. All politicians are corrupt and evil. We only talk about them for the lulz.
Having said that, we do know a bit about web technology and for you liberals who are quickly pointing out that Joe is a genius because he was referring to the IP address I say - LOL! Yes, because no one uses domain names and urls and everyone memorizes the website numbers. And furthermore, when Joe did remember the website number he actually said the domain name and not the IP address. Clearly, he was playing chess with his website numbers while the rest of us were left playing with checkers and urls.
More recommended reading @ techcrunch.com
UPDATE: I just started the process to trademark “All your website number are belong to us” so don’t even think about it.
David Hasselhoff singing “Hooked on a Feeeling”
David Hasselhoff singing “Hooked on a Feeeling.” I have nothing more to add.
