Archive for the ‘Parody’ Category
Eliza Dushku Alluringly Naked
Um, so, yeah. There is Eliza Dushku, naked as a jaybird. There is nothing I can possibly add so take a few moments to savor that tasty morsel and lets move on.
Sexy Video of the Tuesday
A Hustler Lingerie video shoot. Good times.
Funny Video of the Tuesday
Lindsay Lohan combats the tabloid headlines with the best defense possible: Humor. Lindsay Lohan and eHarmony FTW.
WTF? Susan Boyle can really fucking sing!
Here is a random 47 year old woman absolutely killing it audition for a reality in the UK. The surprise factor definitely plays into it. At first glance she seems like a simpleton Kathy Bates but sings like an apex Julie Andrews. Seriously. Ridiculously good. So here is Susan Boyle signing “I dreamed a dream” from Les Miserables.
Megan Fox Monday Wifebeater Edition
No idea what Megan Fox is doing in a graffiti-filled parking lot (movie set perhaps?), but really - who cares? BTW, that is a carbon copy of the body sported by Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities. For those shocked youngsters, it’s true. Jennifer Connelly once had ginormous breasts.
Sexiest Video of the Monday
That would be Top Chef Padma Lakshmi and Carl’s Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Every girl should eat Western Bacon Cheeseburgers like Padma.
Funniest Video of the Monday
Not the actual Ashley Biden Cocaine Video, but Adolph Biden is full of lulz. Extremely well done.
WTF?!?!? J.R. Yates Reality TV Star Jewelry Fashion Show
I don’t know what the hell that means either. But Natasha Komis was involved and she is pretty hawt. Some nice pics here and her Nikki Slik MySpace if you want to reach out iTouch her. (She thought Nikki Slik was a cool stage name? Really? OK.)
Tim Allen’s wife isn’t bad looking
She just had a baby, but Jane Hajduk is kinda pretty, and really pretty if you are Tim Allen. Marrying up FTW.
Gwyneth Paltrow defends her goop
Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow has a website called goop.com that talks about living a healthy lifestyle. (No, I have no idea why she would do this either.) Critics in the media seem to think Gwyneth comes across as arrogant and all-knowing and Ms. Paltrow doesn’t like it.
Gwyneth Paltrow is taking on critics of her lifestyle Web site, Goop.com, just days after The New York Times published an article questioning the site’s relevance in light of a barrage of published swipes against its cardio-workout and pizza-recipe content. Also under attack: the site’s perceived omniscient tone.
“I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don’t really get it, because if they did, they would like it,” Paltrow, 36, told PEOPLE.
Source: people.com
Based on that quote, I have to agree with the critics. Her response is basically: “If you are too stupid to understand then I’m not going to bother explaining it.” Umm, that’s as condescending as it gets, Gwyneth. If you can’t even attempt to explain what “it” is, then you are acting like a pompous fool.
In shallow and unrelated news, Gwyneth did like incredibly hot in a tiny skirt and tights at some awards show recently.
Kate Winslet gets Playboy offer
Playboy is officially on hospice these days. However, that doesn’t stop Hef from making statements like this:
Hefner told a newspaper: “There’s no question we would be interested in Kate. It’s a competitive market, more than it used to be, so she would be a most welcome addition in our pages,” reports The Sun.
Considering that Kate Winslet JUST said that she was done with nudity last week, this seems a quite silly and awfully poor timing. No wonder the once proud Playboy brand is worth poop.
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
From the genius of “The Onion” - click the link to read the full article:
My Parachute Wont Open
The title says it all: My Parachute Wont Open. All I have to add is: WTF, this is funny as hell!
Fake Thundercats Movie Trailer
An incredible job by this guy. I can’t even imagine how many hours this took. I would pay to see this movie. Heck, I would make a sizable charitable donation to get this movie made.
The original blog post is here: Thundercats: Sword Of Omens
Obama Oath of Office Parody
First things first - this is not a partisan issue for us here at skoopd, OK? I’ve never even voted. I don’t care about politics, but I care about funny and this is funny. This Obama Oath of Office Parody starring Jordan Peele is brought to you by Will Ferrell and his bunch at FunnyOrDie.com.
