Archive for the ‘Video’ Category
Denise Richards Funbags
Denise Richards can still look good at times. Maybe not Wild Things good, but certainly pretty damn hawt. And one of her most appealing features is her funbags. Don’t believe me? OK, fine. Hear it from Denise Richards herself.
Eliza Dushku Alluringly Naked
Um, so, yeah. There is Eliza Dushku, naked as a jaybird. There is nothing I can possibly add so take a few moments to savor that tasty morsel and lets move on.
Sexy Video of the Tuesday
A Hustler Lingerie video shoot. Good times.
Funny Video of the Tuesday
Lindsay Lohan combats the tabloid headlines with the best defense possible: Humor. Lindsay Lohan and eHarmony FTW.
WTF? Susan Boyle can really fucking sing!
Here is a random 47 year old woman absolutely killing it audition for a reality in the UK. The surprise factor definitely plays into it. At first glance she seems like a simpleton Kathy Bates but sings like an apex Julie Andrews. Seriously. Ridiculously good. So here is Susan Boyle signing “I dreamed a dream” from Les Miserables.
Nick Adenhart R.I.P.
Let me first apologize for two days now without a hot chick lead. But today’s big story is the death of Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim pitcher, Nick Adenhart. He was killed in a hit and run car accident. Nick was only 22. Condolences to his friends and family and the Angels organization.
Funniest Video of the Maundy Thursday
From the creator of “The Notebook”, comes “The Handjob”.
Sexiest Video of the Maundy Thursday
WTF? Bruce Springsteen named as other man in divorce case
Really? A guy who is on the run 40 weeks a year, musician or athlete or whatever, cheating on his wife? This is surprising? Especially after he cheated on his first wife, Julianne Phillips, with his current wife, Patti Scialfa. The lesson as always: once a cheater, always a cheater. Even the Boss.
Amazing Tiger Woods Masters Shot
The Masters starts today. Tiger is back and as focused as ever. Here is one of his greatest shots.
Adam Lambert Mad World
We normally lead with a hot girl, but today you’ll have to live with a flaming homosexual who happens to sing very well. Close enough, right?
The interwebs are buzzing with talk of Adam Lambert’s performance of “Mad World” (written by Tears for Fears then covered by Gary Jules). If you want to see Adam do his thing, here it is:
However, the best version is still, and always will be, the Gears of War commercial. Best video game advertisement ever.
Sexiest Video of the Hump Day
I have a treat for you. How about a video of two incredibly beautiful girls using lightsabers to slice off their opponent’s clothing? Really. Rileah Vanderbilt and Clare Grant fight with lightsabers.
Funniest Video of the Hump Day
Close Range. The world’s first video game that consists entirely of shooting people point-blank in-the-face.
Hayden Panettiere likes touching her breasts in public
Everyone’s favorite heroic cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere, does what millions of horny young men would love to do - fondles her own boobs. Sure, she could just be attaching a mic prior to a TV appearance, but what if she has some secondary motive? Could she secretly enjoy it? Maybe? Maybe?
Hayden is a big fan of saving of the whales, so how about she puts that up for bid on Ebay with the proceeds going to charity? “It’s simple - You get to stuff your hand up my flimsy shirt and cop a feel of my breasts. Let the bidding start at $10K.” I predict great success.
WTF They were together again?
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, that’s who. They divorced in 2006, publicly slept around with everyone but Stephen Hawking, and then decided it would be a great idea to get back together. Shocking it didn’t work out. Again.
Heather Mitts settles for A.J. Feeley
U.S. soccer star and hottie Heather Mitts recently got engaged to marginal NFL quarterback A.J. Feeley. Come on Heather, Feeley has a career QB rating of 69.6! You can do better than that.
Sexy Video of the Thursday
Hell has frozen over. Dog and cats living together. Mass hysteria. Britney Spears is back and looking damn good. (Did I really just say that in a non-sarcastic tone? Yes, yes I did.)
If you don’t believe me, and I don’t blame you, see for yourself: Britney Spears Candies Tour Commercial
Funny Video of the Thursday
Naked Dawn. Starring Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari.
Red Dawn + Nudist Colony = LULZ.
Bikini jeans are Brazil’s latest gift
Brazil is simply full of win. The country’s chief exports are Victoria’s Secret models and Dunkin Donuts employees. And as if that wasn’t enough to make the civilized world adore them, now those crazy Brazilians have somehow raised the bar again.
What are you looking at, you ask? Bikini jeans. Seriously. Bikini. Jeans. Also known as ultra-low cut or “Hey, look at my tramp stamp!” They are sold by a company named Sannas. They cost $94. If you are a hot girl with a tramp stamp, email us and maybe we’ll buy you a pair. These need to go mainstream in the U.S. Like now.
Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi versus Sasha Harris
Some pretty brutal mugshots over at The Smoking Gun. The Reader’s Digest version for the uninformed: An infomercial dude gets into a serious brawl with a Miami hooker he hired up to his hotel room. Details remain sketchy about how this fight started, but everyone can agree there was some serious damage done. Insane.
WTF Aoibhinn Ni Shuilleabhain
Apparently, that is a woman’s name. Really. It is not a strain of Ebola virus. Not only that, but Aoibhinn was recently voted Ireland’s Sexiest TV Star. In related news, they should give a prize to anyone who can spell her ridiculously long name.
Newest MILF of the Tuesday
Gratz to Alyson Hannigan and husband Alexis Denisof. How long before Alyson says “There was this one time, at band camp….” to her daughter Satyana?
Random Model of the Tuesday
Holly Starr. I don’t know what she is selling, but I’ll buy that for a dollar.
Sexiest Video of the Tuesday
Girls Aloud Untouchable Video. If you watch it with the volume muted, I don’t blame you. But Cheryl Cole in a PVC leotard is worth four minutes of your life.
Funniest Video of the Tuesday
Five wacky Russian office workers doing what they call synchronized office swimming. Again, you might want to mute this one. Sorry for the bad music today.
Megan Fox Monday Wifebeater Edition
No idea what Megan Fox is doing in a graffiti-filled parking lot (movie set perhaps?), but really - who cares? BTW, that is a carbon copy of the body sported by Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities. For those shocked youngsters, it’s true. Jennifer Connelly once had ginormous breasts.
Sexiest Video of the Monday
That would be Top Chef Padma Lakshmi and Carl’s Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Every girl should eat Western Bacon Cheeseburgers like Padma.
Funniest Video of the Monday
Not the actual Ashley Biden Cocaine Video, but Adolph Biden is full of lulz. Extremely well done.
WTF?!?!? J.R. Yates Reality TV Star Jewelry Fashion Show
I don’t know what the hell that means either. But Natasha Komis was involved and she is pretty hawt. Some nice pics here and her Nikki Slik MySpace if you want to reach out iTouch her. (She thought Nikki Slik was a cool stage name? Really? OK.)
Tim Allen’s wife isn’t bad looking
She just had a baby, but Jane Hajduk is kinda pretty, and really pretty if you are Tim Allen. Marrying up FTW.
An Old Favorite: Schweddy Balls
Ah the Classics. Timeless. If this is old news, then reacquaint yourself. You’ll be glad you did. If it’s new to you, then please introduce yourself to the irresistible balls of Pete Schweddy.
Kim Jong Il Eharmony
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il stars in a commercial for dating site Eharmony.
