Posts Tagged ‘Alyson Hannigan’

Brazil is simply full of win. The country’s chief exports are Victoria’s Secret models and Dunkin Donuts employees. And as if that wasn’t enough to make the civilized world adore them, now those crazy Brazilians have somehow raised the bar again.

What are you looking at, you ask? Bikini jeans. Seriously. Bikini. Jeans. Also known as ultra-low cut or “Hey, look at my tramp stamp!” They are sold by a company named Sannas. They cost $94. If you are a hot girl with a tramp stamp, email us and maybe we’ll buy you a pair. These need to go mainstream in the U.S. Like now.

Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi versus Sasha Harris

Some pretty brutal mugshots over at The Smoking Gun. The Reader’s Digest version for the uninformed: An infomercial dude gets into a serious brawl with a Miami hooker he hired up to his hotel room. Details remain sketchy about how this fight started, but everyone can agree there was some serious damage done. Insane.

WTF Aoibhinn Ni Shuilleabhain

Apparently, that is a woman’s name. Really. It is not a strain of Ebola virus. Not only that, but Aoibhinn was recently voted Ireland’s Sexiest TV Star. In related news, they should give a prize to anyone who can spell her ridiculously long name.

Newest MILF of the Tuesday

Gratz to Alyson Hannigan and husband Alexis Denisof. How long before Alyson says “There was this one time, at band camp….” to her daughter Satyana?

Random Model of the Tuesday

Holly Starr. I don’t know what she is selling, but I’ll buy that for a dollar.

Sexiest Video of the Tuesday

Girls Aloud Untouchable Video. If you watch it with the volume muted, I don’t blame you. But Cheryl Cole in a PVC leotard is worth four minutes of your life.

Funniest Video of the Tuesday

Five wacky Russian office workers doing what they call synchronized office swimming. Again, you might want to mute this one. Sorry for the bad music today.