Posts Tagged ‘Amanda Bynes’

Amanda Bynes loves to show off her amazing legs. This is not debatable. And we love her for that.

What is open for discussion - at what point do shorts become a loincloth? How little can they cover and still be considered shorts? Unlike Amanda propensity for stem display, this is hotly debated in the scientific community.

Thanks to our friends at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, we are now able closely examine this issue with the Amanda Bynes Legs and Ass Cleavage Camera (ABLACC). It’s breakthrough technology is something to behold.

While the short shorts issue may never be settled, how soon before Amanda just says “fuck it!” and simply wears a thong out on the town? I say the over/under is the July 4th. Independence Day for Amanda Bynes butt cheeks.

Amanda Bynes does not have one pair of jeans in her closet. Always skirts. Always short. Always gorgeous. Not complaining, just making an asute observation.

En fuego means on fire and Amanda Bynes is white-hot scorching in progressively shorter and tighter dresses with each passing day.

Don’t think I’m complaining, but how much shorter can we go, Amanda Bynes? Every time she goes out, her skirt or dress is creeping closer to her navel.

So how long before she just says “Fuck it. I’m going naked.”? Soon? Soon would be good.

Q: What do you get when you add Amanda Bynes + Tiny Mini-skirt+ F@ck me Boots + Long Legs?

A: A priapism. That’s what.

That is how you raise the bar after dumping your boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, ladies.

Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt are finished

Amanda Bynes dumped her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, saying he was using her celebrity to further his own fame. Reinhardt was on “The Hills”, used to date Lauren Conrad, and actually played pro baseball for a few years. But enough about him.

When the heck did Amanda Bynes gets so hawt? And why wasn’t I sent the memo? Seriously. While Doug might have been taken by surprise by the sudden break-up, his shock was nothing compared to mine after seeing this photo. Nothing.