Posts Tagged ‘Britney Spears’
Megan Fox Amazing Technicolored Fedora Edition
I know what you are thinking and I don’t get it either. Maybe Megan Fox has reached the point where she feels like she needs to lower expectations of her hotness a bit by wearing a hat that would embarrass Carrot Top. Of course she is not fooling anybody. Megan Fox = 1337.
Funniest Video of the Monday
With all the Britney Spears Circus Tour hype going on, I think it is fun to return to a time when things were going so well for Brit. It’s time for some good ole “Leave Britney Alone!” (Note: NSFW with lots of extremely gay swearing, screaming and very loud sobbing.)
WTF? Jessica Biel got naked. Holy fucking shit.
Repeatedly saying she would never get naked on film because she wanted to be taken seriously as an actresss (ignoring that every female Oscar winner gets naked - it’s called acting for a reason), Jessica Biel has finally relented and given the world a tremendous gift. Yes, Jessica Biel gets topless in Powder Blue. And Jess looks every bit as good as expected. Wow.
Hayden Panettiere likes touching her breasts in public
Everyone’s favorite heroic cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere, does what millions of horny young men would love to do - fondles her own boobs. Sure, she could just be attaching a mic prior to a TV appearance, but what if she has some secondary motive? Could she secretly enjoy it? Maybe? Maybe?
Hayden is a big fan of saving of the whales, so how about she puts that up for bid on Ebay with the proceeds going to charity? “It’s simple - You get to stuff your hand up my flimsy shirt and cop a feel of my breasts. Let the bidding start at $10K.” I predict great success.
WTF They were together again?
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, that’s who. They divorced in 2006, publicly slept around with everyone but Stephen Hawking, and then decided it would be a great idea to get back together. Shocking it didn’t work out. Again.
Heather Mitts settles for A.J. Feeley
U.S. soccer star and hottie Heather Mitts recently got engaged to marginal NFL quarterback A.J. Feeley. Come on Heather, Feeley has a career QB rating of 69.6! You can do better than that.
Sexy Video of the Thursday
Hell has frozen over. Dog and cats living together. Mass hysteria. Britney Spears is back and looking damn good. (Did I really just say that in a non-sarcastic tone? Yes, yes I did.)
If you don’t believe me, and I don’t blame you, see for yourself: Britney Spears Candies Tour Commercial
Funny Video of the Thursday
Naked Dawn. Starring Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari.
Red Dawn + Nudist Colony = LULZ.
Britney Spears Body - Its Back
Career. Hair. Sanity. Body. Children.
Over the past few years, Britney Spears has lot all of those things. Her hair was the only certainty to come back.
So imagine the shock and awe of seeing Britney trim, ripped and looking incredible in these pictures from her website. Insane. This is the greatest comeback since Howie Mandel.
Britney Spears: If U Seek Amy
Just when I thought Britney Spears had turned the corner, she goes back to stupid. Wanting to stir up controversy for her new album, Britney has tried to be clever with lyrics:
Several weeks ago, MTV News talked to a number of radio programmers across the country who said they weren’t sure how they’d handle the song — whose chorus spells out “f— me” — when it arrived as the album’s next single. Since then, as label Jive prepares to roll it out, a few stations have begun playing it, albeit in an edited fashion.
Source: mtv.com
*EPIC YAWN*
Dear Britney,
After all of the stuff you’ve pulled over the past few years including shaving your head, attacking a truck with an umbrella, kidnapping your own children, and flashing your panty-less crotch on occasions too numerous to count, you expect this to stir up controversy?
Britney Spears Autobiography
The Britney Spears Reclamation Project appears to be complete. She hasn’t done anything insane like shaving her head or kidnap her own children in months. She’s gotten herself back into shape. She’s got a #1 best-selling album and booked a sold-out world tour. What’s left for Brit? Apparently to start writing about her life, The Mirror reports:
The ink should soon be dry on a £10million publishing deal for the princess of pop to give a no-holds-barred account of her crazy career. “If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade - it’s one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.”
Source: mirror.co.uk
I know people can always reinvented themselves (See Howie Mandel), but I really thought Britney was off the deep end for good. Welcome back, Brit!
(P.S. Yes, Britney and Paris looking pretty in the same day and yes, the world may have tilted off its axis.)
