Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’
Eliza Dushku Alluringly Naked
Um, so, yeah. There is Eliza Dushku, naked as a jaybird. There is nothing I can possibly add so take a few moments to savor that tasty morsel and lets move on.
Sexy Video of the Tuesday
A Hustler Lingerie video shoot. Good times.
Funny Video of the Tuesday
Lindsay Lohan combats the tabloid headlines with the best defense possible: Humor. Lindsay Lohan and eHarmony FTW.
WTF? Susan Boyle can really fucking sing!
Here is a random 47 year old woman absolutely killing it audition for a reality in the UK. The surprise factor definitely plays into it. At first glance she seems like a simpleton Kathy Bates but sings like an apex Julie Andrews. Seriously. Ridiculously good. So here is Susan Boyle signing “I dreamed a dream” from Les Miserables.
Megan Fox Monday Transformers 2 Cleavage Edition
Here is the lovely and talented Megan Fox in a promo shot for Transformers 2. Apparently Decepticons dig cleavage too.
Sexiest Video of the Monday
Skyn Condom Commercial. Holy moly. They are actually showing this on prime time TV in the UK. If Trojan even thought about an ad this racy to show in the USA, the FCC would fine them one trillion dollars. At least.
Funniest Video of the Monday
Long before the best clips on Saturday Night Live were pre-recorded rap parodies, the late Phil Hartman knocked it out of the park as Bill Clinton at McDonalds.
Sam Ronson changed the locks and leaves Lindsay searching for penis.
Looks like the charade is over. Finally. You weren’t fooling anybody, Lindsay Lohan. Please don’t go for another fake lesbo romance. Time for LILO to play for her true team again. She must be starving for penis after all this time finger-painting. So who’s first? Jeremy Piven or Matt Leinart?
WTF? Steve Guttenberg?
On Friday we led with yet another Fox News babe, Anna Gilligan. Turns out she has a boyfriend, which always sucks.
But the real gutpunch: her boyfriend is Steve Guttenberg. Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
If you are under 30, you probably don’t even know who is since he hasn’t been in a decent movie since 1987. As the great philosopher Han Solo once said, “where did you did up that old fossil?”
If given 3-1 odds, I would have bet $100 that Steve Guttenberg was dead. Unbelievable.
Ashley Judd and UK basketball
We normally wouldn’t waste your time talking about John Calipari taking over as the head basketball coach at the University of Kentucky. It’s only a relevant skoop because it gives us an excuse to post a picture of the #1 UK fan, Miss Ashley Judd.
Thought and prayers for Farrah Fawcett
Reports are that Farrah Fawcett is in critical condition at a Los Angeles area hospital. She has been battling cancer for three years. Livestrong, Farrah - you can fight through this.
Lindsay Lohan versus Katie Holmes
Lindsay Lohan loves a good feud. The current target of her ire is Katie Holmes.
“(Lohan) did this big Madonna-themed photo shoot and she was totally under the impression it would be the cover,” says the source. “Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine seemed to make her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time. Only she wasn’t on the cover, Katie was, and she’s mad at her now.”
Source: msnbc.msn.com
Look at out, Katie. Hell hath no fury like a faux lesbian scorned.
LindsayLo: I eat just as much as I always have
Sorry, Lindsay Lohan. I call b@llsh!t. I response to the crazy skinny pictures of Lindsay that came out yesterday, Ms Lohan has this to say:
“I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s,” she told Us Sunday at the Matthew Williamson NYC store opening. “I eat just as much as I always have.”
Source: usmagazine.com
First, I don’t believe you about eating a Big Mac.
And second, if you are telling the truth then you need to eat three Big Macs or just didn’t finish the sentence. If she said something like: “I eat just as much as I always have, but I’ve been making myself puke it back up more than ever before.”, that’s believable.
And third, the mostly likely truth is Lindsay is back on the coke and doesn’t feel like eating. That’s what was going on the last time she got this skinny.
We want the “Mean Girls”, Lindsay Lohan so get healthy and EAT EAT EAT.
Lindsay Lohan: Skin, Bones and Breasts
Did I miss the memo that lesbians aren’t allowed to eat?
What the hell is going on here with Lindsay Lohan? She is so damn skinny that even the PETA people chant “EAT A BURGER” at her.
Dina Lohan does not pay taxes
So may be Mom Lohan should be appointed to Obama’s cabinet, huh? (I kid, I kid.) But this isn’t a laughing matter for Lindsay’s mother, Dina.
Dina owes $11,485.74 in property taxes on her Long Island home, and the tax lien will be sold at public auction next week unless she pays up.
Source: nypost
When you have media-whored out your kids for the past decade, shouldn’t $11K be a joke?
Lindsay Lohan Eats Food, Does Ads
Here is Lindsay Lohan doing ads for Fornarina.
(Note: Beware the cheesy music when clicking that link. Websites still do that? That’s so 1998.)
Anyway, since I have nothing more to add, how about a fake yet candid Lindsay on Lindsay interview with short, agitated, dismissive answers.
Are you too skinny?
Yes. But does my ass look fat in this jeans? I think so.
Are you back on drugs?
Umm, no. Why u got any?
Are you really a lesbian?
No.
What do lesbian couples do when for fun when they are both menstruating?
Finger paint.
Are you embarrassed that Sam always makes a goofy expression in every photo op?
Absolutely.
When is this lesbian charade going to end?
Soon.
Lilo n Sam Share Bank Account
It sure looked like it was over for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson but now they are back together for certain. In fact, to show her commitment to Sam, Lindsay has convinced her to open a joint checking account together. Digital Spy reports:
“Having a joint account with Sam is a huge step for her. Sam’s very generous to Lindsay. She pays for everything when they go away together and Lindsay wants to show her gratitude by doing this.”
Source: Digital Spy
Alrighty then. Once the ban on gay marriage is California is lifted again, looks like we might have a wedding brewing here.
