Posts Tagged ‘Megan Fox’
Mondays with Megan 185th Edition
Mondays with Megan
Papsmearing
That is what’s going to happen to Jonathan Papelbon over the next six months in Boston. Somehow, and seemingly impossibly, the man who had never given up a run in postseason surrendered three runs to end the Red Sox season after getting two outs and getting two strikes on THREE DIFFERENT HITTERS. That’s impossible. Boston Red Sox baseball - where impossible happens.
Did Mangini order the Code Red?
Really weird story surrounding a season-ending injury to Cleveland Browns rookie, James Davis. So odd that the NFL is investigating the incident.
Davis reportedly hurt his shoulder during voluntary workouts after practice. The fishy part is Davis, a running back, was not wearing pads at the time and the linebacker that hit him was. WTF? How does that happen? Was it really voluntary for Davis?
Given the bad aura that follows Eric Mangini regarding people skills and common sense, here is what I believe likely happened:
Davis was being taught a lesson for practicing poorly. He wasn’t supposed to get hurt. Just like PFC William Santiago wasn’t supposed to die. The unnamed linebacker that hit him knows for certain the circumstances and he probably won’t remained anonymous for much longer.
Can Roger Goodell handle the truth?
Megan Fox Really Butch Bull-Dyke Monday
Megan Fox still rules the mortal world
I have no idea why Megan Fox said that bull-dyke nonsense to Diva magazine, but as always, who gives a crap what she says? Great Odin’s Raven, she is absurdly hot. True story.
Surrogates gets an abortion
I told my buddy that Surrogates looks like a bad remake of Blade Runner crossed with a bad remake of The Matrix. And the masses have generally agreed by opting to see the epic Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Surrogates is so weak and so ridiculously too soon to play the “plugged into a virtual reality that could be fatal” theme, that even the stunning Helena Mattsson couldn’t save it.
NFL Week 4 in review: Tony Romo Edition
Tony Romo looked scared to death in big moments for the zillionth time. Not a personality trait you want for the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys and the most irrational owner in sports not named Al Davis. No one should be surprised at his poor decision making. He dumped a rising babe in Carrie Underwood (who gets subtly hotter every day likely from minor tweaking surgery as she gets more cash) for a well-past-her-prime Jessica Simpson. Tony Romo makes poor decisions. End of story.
Twins versus Tigers in one game takes all
Love it. Single elimination playoff baseball is fantastic. Tuesday 5PM ET on TBS. Here’s a preview from mlb.com
Random World of Warcraft Musing
So, if all the Alliance players hate Varian Wrynn and every Horde player loathes Garrosh Hellscream, wouldn’t it be incredibly convenient and heart-warming if they killed each other during the forthcoming attack on Icecrown Citadel? Unlikely, but let’s hope, shall we?
Pucker up for Megan Fox Monday
We don’t get to see who is the target for Megan Fox’s hot puckered lips so you are free to think happy thoughts.
Megan Fox Amazing Technicolored Fedora Edition
I know what you are thinking and I don’t get it either. Maybe Megan Fox has reached the point where she feels like she needs to lower expectations of her hotness a bit by wearing a hat that would embarrass Carrot Top. Of course she is not fooling anybody. Megan Fox = 1337.
Funniest Video of the Monday
With all the Britney Spears Circus Tour hype going on, I think it is fun to return to a time when things were going so well for Brit. It’s time for some good ole “Leave Britney Alone!” (Note: NSFW with lots of extremely gay swearing, screaming and very loud sobbing.)
WTF? Jessica Biel got naked. Holy fucking shit.
Repeatedly saying she would never get naked on film because she wanted to be taken seriously as an actresss (ignoring that every female Oscar winner gets naked - it’s called acting for a reason), Jessica Biel has finally relented and given the world a tremendous gift. Yes, Jessica Biel gets topless in Powder Blue. And Jess looks every bit as good as expected. Wow.
Megan Fox Monday Topless Leather Edition
No idea what Megan Fox is doing posing topless in obscenely tight leather pants. However, I wish she did this every day around 4PM when I get more coffee to muster a second wind. She knows motivation.
Megan Fox Monday Transformers 2 Cleavage Edition
Here is the lovely and talented Megan Fox in a promo shot for Transformers 2. Apparently Decepticons dig cleavage too.
Sexiest Video of the Monday
Skyn Condom Commercial. Holy moly. They are actually showing this on prime time TV in the UK. If Trojan even thought about an ad this racy to show in the USA, the FCC would fine them one trillion dollars. At least.
Funniest Video of the Monday
Long before the best clips on Saturday Night Live were pre-recorded rap parodies, the late Phil Hartman knocked it out of the park as Bill Clinton at McDonalds.
Sam Ronson changed the locks and leaves Lindsay searching for penis.
Looks like the charade is over. Finally. You weren’t fooling anybody, Lindsay Lohan. Please don’t go for another fake lesbo romance. Time for LILO to play for her true team again. She must be starving for penis after all this time finger-painting. So who’s first? Jeremy Piven or Matt Leinart?
WTF? Steve Guttenberg?
On Friday we led with yet another Fox News babe, Anna Gilligan. Turns out she has a boyfriend, which always sucks.
But the real gutpunch: her boyfriend is Steve Guttenberg. Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
If you are under 30, you probably don’t even know who is since he hasn’t been in a decent movie since 1987. As the great philosopher Han Solo once said, “where did you did up that old fossil?”
If given 3-1 odds, I would have bet $100 that Steve Guttenberg was dead. Unbelievable.
Ashley Judd and UK basketball
We normally wouldn’t waste your time talking about John Calipari taking over as the head basketball coach at the University of Kentucky. It’s only a relevant skoop because it gives us an excuse to post a picture of the #1 UK fan, Miss Ashley Judd.
Thought and prayers for Farrah Fawcett
Reports are that Farrah Fawcett is in critical condition at a Los Angeles area hospital. She has been battling cancer for three years. Livestrong, Farrah - you can fight through this.
Megan Fox Monday Wifebeater Edition
No idea what Megan Fox is doing in a graffiti-filled parking lot (movie set perhaps?), but really - who cares? BTW, that is a carbon copy of the body sported by Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities. For those shocked youngsters, it’s true. Jennifer Connelly once had ginormous breasts.
Sexiest Video of the Monday
That would be Top Chef Padma Lakshmi and Carl’s Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Every girl should eat Western Bacon Cheeseburgers like Padma.
Funniest Video of the Monday
Not the actual Ashley Biden Cocaine Video, but Adolph Biden is full of lulz. Extremely well done.
WTF?!?!? J.R. Yates Reality TV Star Jewelry Fashion Show
I don’t know what the hell that means either. But Natasha Komis was involved and she is pretty hawt. Some nice pics here and her Nikki Slik MySpace if you want to reach out iTouch her. (She thought Nikki Slik was a cool stage name? Really? OK.)
Tim Allen’s wife isn’t bad looking
She just had a baby, but Jane Hajduk is kinda pretty, and really pretty if you are Tim Allen. Marrying up FTW.
Megan Fox isn’t single? WTF?
Hear that? That’s the sound of every man sighing in frustration because he had hoped to own the penis that Megan Fox chose for a wild fling after 5+ years with some douche bag from 90210.
Despite claims that Megan Fox and her longtime fiancé, Brian Austin Green, split last week, close friends of the couple insist that it’s not true. “They didn’t break up,” an insider reports exclusively to In Touch.
Source: intouchweekly.com
Bleh. This too shall pass. Maybe.
