Posts Tagged ‘Miquel Cabrera’

WTF Kristin Davis Bikini Body

Kristin Davis. The forty-something semi-attractive woman from Sex and the City that swims in smoking hot Kim Cattrall’s wake. At least that’s what I thought. Who knew her body was this tight? Sheesh. I learned something today.

Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive

So says Esquire. And you’ll get no argument from me. First, make sure you pacemaker is functioning properly and then, and only then, check out Kate in a wife-beater.

Tony Romo can’t count to four.

Seems like Romo didn’t realize it was fourth down after he last pass fell incomplete. Great success!

The lesson as always: Carrie Underwood > Jessica Simpson, therefore by the associative property Tony Romo makes bad decisions. Stephen Hawking taught me that proof. True story.

Miquel Cabrera hits everything

He hit home runs. Cabrera allegedly hits his wife - and she hits (aka scratches) back. And, again allegedly of course, he wanted in the worst way to hit a 15 year old fat kid that Cabrera was taunting for um, being fat, apparently. In both cases, Cabrera was believed to be very drunk and had a bad day at the plate. Wow.

Miquel Cabrera has to be a mortal lock for the Roberto Clemente Humanitarian Award. Thank God no one actually lives in Detroit anymore or he might be considered a threat to society. (Yes, I just used to “society” and “Detroit” in the same sentence. It’s called artistic license.)

Not that a one game playoff to decide your postseason fate needed anymore drama (Twins vs Tigers, today at 5 ET on TBS), but it got some anyway.

Random World of Warcraft Musing: Arthas Redeemed

Prince Arthas Menethil redeemed? Maybe? I can’t imagine the plan is just going straight into Icecrown and kill him. The Blizzard folks have been dropping clues that all in Icecrown might not be as it seems, so I think it would be an interesting twist if Arthas did in fact manage to regain his soul (and body) from Ner’zhul, the former Orc Shaman that became the original Lich King form that was trapped in the Frozen Throne.

Redemption often make for a satisfying ending and effective plot twist. Think Anakin Skywalker. Most promising champion (Greatest pilot in the galaxy. And a cunning warrior. And a good friend.); to most reviled enemy (He’s more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.); to unlikely savior (Throwing Emperor Palpatine into a bottomless pit to save Luke and the Republic at the cost of his own life.) Most likely wrong, but just a thought.