Posts Tagged ‘Naked Dawn’
Anna Gilligan’s Naked Summer Camp
Posted by: admin in Girls, Uncategorized on April 3rd, 2009
Nearly as prolific as Stephen King’s writing and only half a step behind Brazil’s supermodel factory is the HR department of Fox News. These proud men and women will stop at nothing to find a seemingly endless array of beautiful women with lovely faces and shapely legs to get on camera and discuss nonsense most of us who never pay attention to under normal circumstances. And it works.
That brings us to Anna Gilligan. Is she ever competing with Megan Fox for a Maxim/FHM sexiest woman crown? Doubtful - though she does have kinda of a Petra Nemcova thing going on. But adorable beyond compare? Quite possibly, yes. But that’s just semantics. Bottom line - Anna is worth watching. As the great philosopher Borat once said, “she make my chram stand.” Great success.
So here is Anna at work talking about the best jobs of 2009, and Anna at play yucking it up on Red Eye and talking about her days at Naked Summer Camp. Oh those wild and crazy Quakers.
The Naked Dawn != Naked Dawn
Apparently, I’m not the only one who went to IMDB hoping someone would make “Naked Dawn“, that we linked up yesterday, into a feature length film. The IMDB popularity of “The Naked Dawn” , made in 1955 by Edgar G. Ulmer, has skyrocketed this week. Too funny.
Funny Video of the Friday
Borat singing “Throw the Jew Down the Well.”
Sexy Video of the Friday
Danica Patrick Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Video photo shoot.
Biggest NFL Trade of the Friday
The Denver Broncos dump moody, sensitive, and incredibly overrated quarterback Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears. In return they get Kyle Orton and first-round picks in 2009 (18th overall) and 2010 and a third-round pick (84th overall) in 2009. I say Broncos win. It’s easy to put up big numbers playing a bad team; you’re always passing because you are always trailing. Jon Kitna threw for over 4000 yards in 2006 and 2007. The Lions won a total of ten games in those two years combined. The lesson - stats mean less in the NFL than in any other sport.
Hayden Panettiere likes touching her breasts in public
Everyone’s favorite heroic cheerleader, Hayden Panettiere, does what millions of horny young men would love to do - fondles her own boobs. Sure, she could just be attaching a mic prior to a TV appearance, but what if she has some secondary motive? Could she secretly enjoy it? Maybe? Maybe?
Hayden is a big fan of saving of the whales, so how about she puts that up for bid on Ebay with the proceeds going to charity? “It’s simple - You get to stuff your hand up my flimsy shirt and cop a feel of my breasts. Let the bidding start at $10K.” I predict great success.
WTF They were together again?
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, that’s who. They divorced in 2006, publicly slept around with everyone but Stephen Hawking, and then decided it would be a great idea to get back together. Shocking it didn’t work out. Again.
Heather Mitts settles for A.J. Feeley
U.S. soccer star and hottie Heather Mitts recently got engaged to marginal NFL quarterback A.J. Feeley. Come on Heather, Feeley has a career QB rating of 69.6! You can do better than that.
Sexy Video of the Thursday
Hell has frozen over. Dog and cats living together. Mass hysteria. Britney Spears is back and looking damn good. (Did I really just say that in a non-sarcastic tone? Yes, yes I did.)
If you don’t believe me, and I don’t blame you, see for yourself: Britney Spears Candies Tour Commercial
Funny Video of the Thursday
Naked Dawn. Starring Rob Schneider and Mena Suvari.
Red Dawn + Nudist Colony = LULZ.
