Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’
Paris Hilton talks fight on MySpace blog
We mentioned yesterday that Paris Hilton recently caused a brawl at a Miami nightclub. Today Paris explained her side of the story on her MySpace blog:
I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song.
Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening.
I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I’ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me.
So there is the objective explanation straight from the source. I love the part where Doug fights six guys and only comes away with a bloody lip. Really? Six? Is Paris dating Doug Reinhardt or Chuck Norris?
There is a lot more nonsensical rambling along with her proclaiming Doug is her best friend and an amazing person she is lucky to have met. And if that sounds familiar, it is exactly what Paris said about every boyfriend she has dated for a few weeks.
If you really hate yourself, you can read it all here: Paris Hilton - Clearing a few things up
Paris Hilton worth fighting for?
Doug Reinhardt thinks so. Reportedly he brawled with a bouncer at a Miami nightclub after the guy pushed his girlfriend, Paris Hilton. Fighting for Paris Hilton’s vageen - what a novel concept.
Paris claims she was just trying to talk to the DJ. Until we know all the facts, I’m siding with the security guy on this one.
Chris Brown took nine days to apologize
The details make the story and these details are pretty freaking disturbing:
It took Chris Brown nine days to apologize to girlfriend Rihanna for allegedly beating and biting her.
According to the police report, Brown not only “lost it” with Rihanna, but became what can only be termed enraged and psychotic. It’s impossible to imagine Rihanna, who only an hour before this happened had been the belle of Clive Davis’s Grammy ball, ducking and trying to protect her face as Brown mercilessly beat her inside a car.
OK, that we got the really bad part out of the way, here is some potential lulz. More from the same story
The initial assault was prompted by Rihanna objecting to Brown receiving a three page text message from a former lover. (Sources still insist to this column that Paris Hilton was the sender. There’s still no confirmation of that.)
Source: foxnews.com
Paris Hilton? Really? She was banging Chris Brown too? When? Behind d-bag Benji Madden’s back? Crazy.
I had heard that initially but figured it to be simply nonsense. Doesn’t sound like it is going away though so maybe it is true. So can we blame Paris for this too? The moral of the story, as always, Paris Hilton causes destruction everywhere she goes.
Paris Hilton invites the world to her birthday. Again.
Yup, it’s that time of year again. Sure, we are rolling the clocks forward this weekend, but did you know Paris Hilton turns 28? This is a historic event.
Hey Everyone!! Hope you all are having a great week and are as happy as I am. Life is really good. Ive been crazy busy with work. I just got back from a business trip to Tokyo, It was amazing! I Love it over there, everyone is so sweet.
Just wanted to let you know that if your in Las Vegas this weekend or are thinking of going down, I will be there this weekend celebrating my birthday once again Vegas style. The big party is this Saturday, March 7 at the club Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel. It’s going to be a crazy unforgettable weekend and I can’t wait! Hope to see you there. Love always, Paris xoxo
Actually Paris turned 28 on February 17 so this is a belated celebration. Sadly I won’t be attending. I have better things to do. Like pumice the dead skin off my knees and elbows.
Paris Hilton shops as the Hamburglar
Yup, black and white stripes for ex-con Paris Hilton. I don’t create the news folks, I just report it.
Paris Hilton looks odd yet sexy at Grammys
The mystery of Paris Hilton’s celebrity continues. Somehow she managed to sneak into the Grammy Awards but even more surprisingly, she doesn’t look that bad. Her body looks fine but that really strangely textured and oddly colored dress. It’s like a plastic Fisher-Price toy with mismatched bright colors to keep ADD toddlers happy.
Paris Hilton Denied Entry
David Maisel is the chairman of Marvel Studios. If you own stock in that company, sell now and ask questions later. The following is the textbook definition of questionable decision making.
David Maisel was fawning all over Paris Hilton at Golden Globes weekend parties, but backed off when he realized she was persona non grata in Hollywood society. Maisel brought Paris to the CAA party at the Sunset Tower. As Page Six reported, she was escorted out by security on the orders of CAA bigs who were furious she’d gotten in. After she left crying, spies saw Maisel “groveling and apologiz ing” to CAA head Kevin Huvane for bringing her.
Paris Hilton Returns From London
She’s back! Our national treasure, err embarrassment, is back in L.A.!
Hello Everyone! Well I finally got back to LA after a trip that seemed like forever. It’s always such a nice feeling to land home at LAX after a long trip. I had a great time, after London I flew to Tampa, Florida for the Superbowl. It was a lot of fun, I went to the game, it was very exciting. I was bummed that the Cardinals lost, but it was a great game and a close one. When I got home today, I had a photo shoot for my new fragrance campaign Siren. I had hair that was basically down to the floor and a big beautiful gold mermaid tail. I literally had to be carried to the set, cause once I put my mermaid fin on, there was no way I could walk. I felt like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. The pictures turned out fantastic and which shot by one of my favorite photographers Mark Lidell. What an amazing photographer he is and so much fun to work with. Also, I wanted to ask you a ll a question - I loveto hear what my fans have to say. I’m thinking of concepts, ideas and challenges for the next season of My BFF Show. Post a comment and tell me your thoughts. Thanks everyone, I’ll check in again soon. Take care>
Love always Paris xoxoSource: Paris Hilton MySpace Blog
That wall of text brought to you from the World of Paris Hilton - where paragraphs apparently don’t exist.
My New British Best Friend
Starring Paris Hilton. No, this is not a joke. Check your calendar - it is only January 31st and not April 1st.
Hey Everyone! I’ve been in London the past couple days on a promotional tour for my new show “Paris Hilton’s My New British Best Friend” I love it here, its one of my favorite cities in the world. I always have the best time here and its such a beautiful place. On Tuesday night, I got to see and hang out with all the British contestants.
Source: Paris Hilton MySpace Blog
A British BFF? So now she needs one in every country? Did poor Brittany Flickinger get stripped of her passport? Please let the Paris Hilton reality show madness stop.
Paris Hilton Interviews Lady Gaga
OH. MY. GOD. For some godforsakenreason, Paris Hilton is in England interviewing Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga appears very drunk while Paris just comes off as sober and stupid.
I warn you this is painful to watch. If lose ten IQ points by moronic osmosis before the video is over, don’t blame me.
