Posts Tagged ‘Reality TV’
Adam Lambert Mad World
We normally lead with a hot girl, but today you’ll have to live with a flaming homosexual who happens to sing very well. Close enough, right?
The interwebs are buzzing with talk of Adam Lambert’s performance of “Mad World” (written by Tears for Fears then covered by Gary Jules). If you want to see Adam do his thing, here it is:
However, the best version is still, and always will be, the Gears of War commercial. Best video game advertisement ever.
Sexiest Video of the Hump Day
I have a treat for you. How about a video of two incredibly beautiful girls using lightsabers to slice off their opponent’s clothing? Really. Rileah Vanderbilt and Clare Grant fight with lightsabers.
Funniest Video of the Hump Day
Close Range. The world’s first video game that consists entirely of shooting people point-blank in-the-face.
Holly Madison replacing Jewel on DWTS
The skinny: Jewel Kilcher has knees in worse shape than Greg Oden’s. Therefore Jewel is not able to dance. Stepping in to replace the singer is former “Girls Next Door” reality star and ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison. My guess is she might be the first voted off.
Catfight: Audrina Patridge vs Jayde Nicole
The reset: Audrina Patridge is the airhead on “The Hills” with the insane bikini body (No, not Heidi Montag - the other useless airhead with great fake boobs). Jayde Nicole is the reigning Playboy Playmate of the Year and dating Brody Jenner.
OK, now that we know all the characters let’s get to the action.
“They were filming for The Hills and Jayde was rolling her eyes and being rude to Audrina,” an onlooker tells In Touch. “Jayde and her girlfriend finally approached Audrina and went crazy, yelling at her.” It looks like Jayde, 23, wasn’t very happy about Audrina’s relationship with Brody.
Source: intouchweekly.com
Ah life of the rich, beautiful and talentless. If the cameras were rolling I’m going to say this was staged, like everything else on that show. But if Don King was still alive, he would be all over this.
Paula Abdul says four judges dont work
Paula Abdul says: “Three judges - good. Four judges - bad.” Hmmm. Methinks you should be careful what you wish for:
“Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great,” Abdul tells OK! “But we tried four judges before and it doesn’t work.”
Source: latimes.com
Paula goes on to mention that her contract is up at the end of the year.
Translation: Coincidence? Not a chance. I think the “American Idol” producers think three judges are better also, and next season it will be back to three and Paula will be hosting a VH-1 reality show.
Is Adam Lambert Gay?
The sexuality of American Idol’s Adam Lambert seems to be a hotly debated topic on the internets today.
If you still can’t decide after watching this video then we clearly need to redefine the word “gay.”
The Hills will not be alive without Lauren Conrad
Personally, I think Lauren Conrad is a beautiful girl that has absolutely no right to be famous, which pretty much makes LC the same as every other reality tv star. But her over 9000 minutes of fame are coming to an end.
Star Lauren Conrad has announced that this next batch of episodes — so-called Season 4 bonus episodes — will be “The Hills’ ” last.
“My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing,” she told Seventeen magazine. “I always want to remember it that way. I gave MTV a deadline and said, ‘This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.’”
Source: latimes.com
Now the most important step in confronting a fear to acknowledge it so let gets this over with: Does this mean Douche #1 and Douche #2 (i.e. Heidi and Spencer) will get their own show? I fear the worst.
Dancing with the Stars New Lineup
Dancing with the Stars announced the lineup for next season, Season 8. We’ll break it down for you.
Lawrence Taylor
Who: Retired NFL great and perhaps the best football player ever. Also a crack head with multiple arrests relating to cocaine.
Chances: While NFL guys like Emmit Smith, Jerry Rice, Jason Taylor, and Warren Sapp have a history of doing well, I don’t give LT much of a chance.
Shawn Johnson
Who: Olympic gold medal winning gymnast.
Chances: You’d think being a gymnast would give you a great shot with the requirements for balance and discipline and choreography. She is tiny though at only 4′ 10″; I wonder if that will hurt her. I like her chances though.
Steve Wozniak
Who: Co-founder of Apple. Geek legend.
Chances: This is a Mark Cuban pick. The Woz has no shot.
Belinda Carlisle
Who: Lead singer of the 80s girl band The Go-Gos.
Chances: Middle of the pack.
David Allen Grier
Who: Comedian of “In Living Color” fame.
Chances: Awful. See Jeff Ross/Adam Carolla.
Ty Murray
Who: I said “who” also. New to me. A former bull-rider married to the singer Jewel.
Chances: Unknowns are dangerous and bull riding is physically tough so I’m going to give him a decent shot.
Jewel
Who:Singer. Married to Ty Murray, mentioned above. Yes, husband/wife on same show. Weird.
Chances: I’m going with not good.
Lil Kim
Who: Rapper. Recently spent a year in prison for perjury.
Chances: I’ve seen her dance back in the Moulin Rouge! days. Terrible.
Steve-O
Who: Part of the “Jackass” crew and later “Wild Boyz” and a personal favorite of mine. Like LT, Steve-O also has a history of drug problems and run-ins with the law.
Chances: This is my sleeper pick. Being a fan, I happen to know that Steve-O graduated from Ringling Bros Clown School. He is very athletic and has insane body control. If he can stay focused and isn’t high out of his mind, both big IFs, then he has a great shot.
Nancy O’Dell
Who: Host of “Access Hollywood”
Chances: Average to below average. Likely voted out by mid season.
Chuck Wicks
Who: No idea but Google says a country singer.
Chances: A complete unknown but rumor has it he is paired with two-time winner Julianne Hough so that is worth noting.
Gilles Marini
Who: Another seemingly random person, apparently a male model and pretty boy character actor.
Chances: Again, no data points on this guy so average performance is a decent bet.
Denise Richards
Who: Actress.
Chances: Great to look at and pure gold for tabloids, but she has a better chance of seeing God.
Audrina dating Tal Cooperman
Who in the hell is Tal Cooperman? The short answer: he’s a nobody who is best friends with someone that should be nobody:
Sources tell us that Audrina is actually dating Tal Cooperman, Benji’s
best friend and business partner. There have been sightings of the couple undercover for months.Source:radaronline
Way to climb the social ladder, Audrina Patridge.
Angie Everhart Pitching Pregnant Reality Show
If Angie Everhart wants to have a baby then great, gratz, I’m happy for you.
Everhart also reveals she’s hoping to turn her pregnancy into a reality show. She is currently shopping around Angie Baby….
“I decided to do a show about me being a single, strong, healthy and good-spirited woman who is having a baby on her own,” she says. “I want to show the positive aspects of women who do it on their own.”
Source: E! Online
What? Please tell me this is a joke. I keep praying that we reach the reality tv saturation point and have a market correction. This would be a great place to start.
Kendra Wilkinson Gets Her Own Show
Pretty common knowledge that Kendra Wilkinson from “The Girls Next Door” is off of the show along with all the others girls and that she is know marrying Philly Eagles WR Hask Baskett. You’d think she would just count her lucky stars and fade away, but nope. Unfortunately, the knowledge beating will continue because Kendra is getting her own show:
We will be seeing a lot more of Wilkinson and Baskett this summer when her own new reality show, Kendra, premieres on E!. “There’s a lot of comedy because I am on my own for the first time in my life,” said Wilkinson, who moved out of the Mansion last fall. “I have no one to help me. I have no butlers, no maids, no Hef to take care of the bills—no one doing my laundry!”
Source: E! Online
Sounds as exciting as watching the interest grow on my checking account, one micro-penny at a time. Great to look at, but not fun to hear speak.
