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Chris Brown took nine days to apologize

The details make the story and these details are pretty freaking disturbing:

It took Chris Brown nine days to apologize to girlfriend Rihanna for allegedly beating and biting her.

According to the police report, Brown not only “lost it” with Rihanna, but became what can only be termed enraged and psychotic. It’s impossible to imagine Rihanna, who only an hour before this happened had been the belle of Clive Davis’s Grammy ball, ducking and trying to protect her face as Brown mercilessly beat her inside a car.

OK, that we got the really bad part out of the way, here is some potential lulz. More from the same story

The initial assault was prompted by Rihanna objecting to Brown receiving a three page text message from a former lover. (Sources still insist to this column that Paris Hilton was the sender. There’s still no confirmation of that.)

Source: foxnews.com

Paris Hilton? Really? She was banging Chris Brown too? When? Behind d-bag Benji Madden’s back? Crazy.

I had heard that initially but figured it to be simply nonsense. Doesn’t sound like it is going away though so maybe it is true. So can we blame Paris for this too? The moral of the story, as always, Paris Hilton causes destruction everywhere she goes.

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Chris Brown charged with two felony counts

Whoops. When Wayne Brady joked about having to choke a bitch, he was just kidding. But this just got serious, Chris Brown.

The Los Angeles District Attorney’s office charged Chris Brown with felony assault and a felony count of making criminal threats in connection with his alleged altercation with girlfriend Rihanna on February 8, according to a statement released by the office. The charges, which came during an arraignment Thursday (March 5) in Los Angeles, could land the 19-year-old singer in jail for up to four years.

Let’s do the quick math:

Lots of Money = Good Lawyers = Probably Just Probation.

But seriously, if they send folks ranging from Kiefer Sutherland to Paris Hilton to jail for drunk driving, how can they not make this woman-beater do serious time after he kicked the shit out his girlfriend?

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Chris Brown back with Rihanna

It’s a vicious cycle. The beaten always running back to the wife-beaters.

The pair, who are currently spending time together at Sean “Diddy” Combs’s house on Miami Beach’s Star Island, are staying indoors as they hash things out.

“They are definitely together and care a great deal about each other,” says a Miami source. “They feel like staying in and working through their issues. So far they have not wanted to go out.”

Source: people.com

Does Rihanna really think she can’t find someone else to love that doesn’t beat the living crap out of her? Is Chris Brown that special? I don’t get it.

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Rihanna speaks out post Chris Brown

Rihanna’s people finally issued a statement likely prompted by the leaked photo of her bruised and bloody.

“At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown,” reads a statement from her representatives. “She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time.”

Source: mtv.com

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Rihanna has left Barbados

Rihanna has left Barbados. Repeat: Rihanna has left Barbados.

E! News has learned that the recuperating R&B star has left her native Barbados after spending time with her family and friends in the wake of the Feb. 8 fight that left her hospitalized and Chris Brown under arrest.

Source: E! online

In other secret-decoded news: The chair is against the wall. John has a long moustache.

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Chris Brown arrested after fight with girlfriend Rihanna

rihanna police photo beating chris brown

UPDATE: Feb 20, 2009 TMZ obtained an after beating photo and it’s real because the cops released a statement. All I can say is ouch. That looks really bad

Full story at TMZ.COM

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Good lord. Two of the artists scheduled to perform at the Grammys got into a fight that led to charges being filed against singer Chris Brown. A physical fight on your way to perform at an awards show? Really?

Really. It happened.

Brown and Rihanna, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, were apparently in a car together and got into an argument on North June Street, according to a Los Angeles Police Department statement. Brown stopped the car, the two got out, and the argument escalated, according to police.

A witness called 911, but Brown was gone when officers arrived at the scene. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, according to police.

Source: latimes.com

Cm’on, dude. How can you smack a bitch that hot?

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