Posts Tagged ‘Steve Guttenberg’

Here is the lovely and talented Megan Fox in a promo shot for Transformers 2. Apparently Decepticons dig cleavage too.

Sexiest Video of the Monday

Skyn Condom Commercial. Holy moly. They are actually showing this on prime time TV in the UK. If Trojan even thought about an ad this racy to show in the USA, the FCC would fine them one trillion dollars. At least.

Funniest Video of the Monday

Long before the best clips on Saturday Night Live were pre-recorded rap parodies, the late Phil Hartman knocked it out of the park as Bill Clinton at McDonalds.

Sam Ronson changed the locks and leaves Lindsay searching for penis.

Looks like the charade is over. Finally. You weren’t fooling anybody, Lindsay Lohan. Please don’t go for another fake lesbo romance. Time for LILO to play for her true team again.  She must be starving for penis after all this time finger-painting.   So who’s first? Jeremy Piven or Matt Leinart?

WTF? Steve Guttenberg?

On Friday we led with yet another Fox News babe, Anna Gilligan. Turns out she has a boyfriend, which always sucks.

But the real gutpunch: her boyfriend is Steve Guttenberg. Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

If you are under 30, you probably don’t even know who is since he hasn’t been in a decent movie since 1987. As the great philosopher Han Solo once said, “where did you did up that old fossil?”

If given 3-1 odds, I would have bet $100 that Steve Guttenberg was dead. Unbelievable.

Ashley Judd and UK basketball

We normally wouldn’t waste your time talking about John Calipari taking over as the head basketball coach at the University of Kentucky. It’s only a relevant skoop because it gives us an excuse to post a picture of the #1 UK fan, Miss Ashley Judd.

Thought and prayers for Farrah Fawcett

Reports are that Farrah Fawcett is in critical condition at a Los Angeles area hospital. She has been battling cancer for three years. Livestrong, Farrah - you can fight through this.