Posts Tagged ‘World of Warcraft’
Erin Drewes is not Lucy Pinder
Threesome of Futility: Tim Tebow, Erin Drewes, and Lucy Pinder
Above is Tim Tebow with the busty Erin Drewes. In an interview with ESPN’s Kenny Mayne, Tebow said that she is not in his girlfriend and was just a random Florida University student he took a picture with and I believe him. Why?
Since Tebow has also previously stated he is a virgin and saving himself until marriage, I’m guessing any girl like Erin who goes out wearing a revealing top like that is likely not a virgin and not waiting until marriage, or perhaps until even she knows a dude’s last name, and unlikely to date the celibate Tim Tebow. Which is lovely; don’t get me wrong. Girls like Erin make life worth living.
However, Erin Drewes is not Lucy Pinder, the world famous Page 3 pinup girl. How people get this confused is beyond me, but it happens all the time. Here is Lucy:
Now, beyond the extremely large, supple, pouting breasts, I really don’t see much commonality. Really. It’s not even close. Lucy is much hotter than Erin; having a much prettier face and much slimmer figure to further accentuate her huge boobs.
In conclusion, Lucy Pinder is sexier than Erin Drewes and Tim Tebow is not banging either of them, or anyone for that matter.
Random World of Warcraft Tidbit
Lady Jaina Proudmoore is getting a face-lift, and a tummy-tuck, etc, etc aka New Character Model, in the 3.3 update coming before the end of the year. Pictured is the old Jaina model, but don’t worry - you aren’t missing out because there is hardly any difference.
Sadly, Jaina is still very vanilla and frumpy compared to Alexstrasza or Sylvanas or Argent Confessor Paletress or any random Blood Elf or Draenei chick for that random (Note: Hoof girls are hot.) Since Jaina and Sylvanas are going to be paired together during one of the Icecrown instances, fighting with them is going to be analogous to singing alongside Susan Boyle and Kristin Chenoweth (pictured below) - yes, they both have the talent to get the job done but one looks a hell of a lot better in action.
Game 163: Tigers vs Twins
Only Chelsea Cooley is perfect but last night’s game was perfectly flawed.
Wow. That was an incredible game. Was it perfectly played? Nope. But considering the pressure of a one game playoff to get into the postseason, that’s not surprising and exactly what made it so great. For every nervous mental error, there was an outstanding clutch play to keep things going. Resilience makes for great games. To steal the TNT slogan, last night TBS new drama.
The only downside is that was likely the best game we’ll see for the rest of the year. Perfectly flawed IMHO.
And since we make every effort to include a hottie in every post, here is another glimpse at perfection: Twins superstar Joe Mauer’s ex-girlfriend and former Miss USA, Chelsea Cooley.
Random World of Warcraft Tidbit
Pretty interesting read about quest progression, phasing and the upcoming Cataclysm expansion in a Gamasutra interview with World Designer Alex Afrasiabi.
Kristin Davis in a bikini
WTF Kristin Davis Bikini Body
Kristin Davis. The forty-something semi-attractive woman from Sex and the City that swims in smoking hot Kim Cattrall’s wake. At least that’s what I thought. Who knew her body was this tight? Sheesh. I learned something today.
Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive
So says Esquire. And you’ll get no argument from me. First, make sure you pacemaker is functioning properly and then, and only then, check out Kate in a wife-beater.
Tony Romo can’t count to four.
Seems like Romo didn’t realize it was fourth down after he last pass fell incomplete. Great success!
The lesson as always: Carrie Underwood > Jessica Simpson, therefore by the associative property Tony Romo makes bad decisions. Stephen Hawking taught me that proof. True story.
Miquel Cabrera hits everything
He hit home runs. Cabrera allegedly hits his wife - and she hits (aka scratches) back. And, again allegedly of course, he wanted in the worst way to hit a 15 year old fat kid that Cabrera was taunting for um, being fat, apparently. In both cases, Cabrera was believed to be very drunk and had a bad day at the plate. Wow.
Miquel Cabrera has to be a mortal lock for the Roberto Clemente Humanitarian Award. Thank God no one actually lives in Detroit anymore or he might be considered a threat to society. (Yes, I just used to “society” and “Detroit” in the same sentence. It’s called artistic license.)
Not that a one game playoff to decide your postseason fate needed anymore drama (Twins vs Tigers, today at 5 ET on TBS), but it got some anyway.
Random World of Warcraft Musing: Arthas Redeemed
Prince Arthas Menethil redeemed? Maybe? I can’t imagine the plan is just going straight into Icecrown and kill him. The Blizzard folks have been dropping clues that all in Icecrown might not be as it seems, so I think it would be an interesting twist if Arthas did in fact manage to regain his soul (and body) from Ner’zhul, the former Orc Shaman that became the original Lich King form that was trapped in the Frozen Throne.
Redemption often make for a satisfying ending and effective plot twist. Think Anakin Skywalker. Most promising champion (Greatest pilot in the galaxy. And a cunning warrior. And a good friend.); to most reviled enemy (He’s more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.); to unlikely savior (Throwing Emperor Palpatine into a bottomless pit to save Luke and the Republic at the cost of his own life.) Most likely wrong, but just a thought.
